{"id":4451,"date":"2011-06-24T15:28:31","date_gmt":"2011-06-24T21:28:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=4451"},"modified":"2011-07-03T10:11:06","modified_gmt":"2011-07-03T16:11:06","slug":"oh-i-didnt-see-you-there","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2011\/06\/24\/oh-i-didnt-see-you-there\/","title":{"rendered":"Oh, I Didn&#8217;t See You There&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was busy waiting for my airplane<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-4452\" title=\"Saggy Pants Arrest Panties\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/Guy-wearing-lingere-at-airport-208x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"259\" height=\"373\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/Guy-wearing-lingere-at-airport-208x300.jpg 208w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/Guy-wearing-lingere-at-airport.jpg 239w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 259px) 100vw, 259px\" \/>(Classy!)<\/p>\n<p>Why are you staring at me?<\/p>\n<p>Oh, why yes it&#8217;s a new watch&#8230;thanks for noticing<\/p>\n<p><strong>Louie Gohmert Is A Tool<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>He is a Texas congressman who decided Obama&#8217;s 57 state mix-up<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-4454\" title=\"gohmert_terror_babies_CNN\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/gohmert_terror_babies_CNN-300x192.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"266\" height=\"171\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/gohmert_terror_babies_CNN-300x192.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/gohmert_terror_babies_CNN-1024x655.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/gohmert_terror_babies_CNN.jpg 1490w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 266px) 100vw, 266px\" \/>(&#8220;My heads up my ass, but I talk&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>Was really an Islamic terror plan. Ah yes, he said:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We have an obligation to the 50 American states, not the 57 Islamic states&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-4455\" title=\"Louie Gohmert in congress\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/Louie-Gohmert-in-congress-300x241.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"267\" height=\"215\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/Louie-Gohmert-in-congress-300x241.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/Louie-Gohmert-in-congress.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 267px) 100vw, 267px\" \/>(Obama&#8217;s a Mulism terrorist)<\/p>\n<p>Like Retardo Montelbaun tried with &#8220;Terror Babies&#8221;, it&#8217;s basic &#8220;fear of the other&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Put it this way, even Texans think he&#8217;s &#8220;slow&#8221; which is pretty bad<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s so &#8220;2009 hate again Obama&#8221;. Update your ignorant hate material<\/p>\n<p><strong>RIP Peter Falk <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>One more question<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-4456\" title=\"Peter Falk\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/Peter-Falk-224x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"261\" height=\"349\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/Peter-Falk-224x300.jpg 224w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/Peter-Falk.jpg 258w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 261px) 100vw, 261px\" \/>(RIP buddy!)<\/p>\n<p>What&#8217;s it like in &#8220;detective heaven&#8221;?<\/p>\n<p>Do they have bottomless donuts and car chases every 3 minutes?<\/p>\n<p>Have a weekend!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was busy waiting for my airplane (Classy!) Why are you staring at me? Oh, why yes it&#8217;s a new watch&#8230;thanks for noticing Louie Gohmert Is A Tool He is a Texas congressman who decided Obama&#8217;s 57 state mix-up (&#8220;My heads up my ass, but I talk&#8221;) Was really an Islamic terror plan. Ah yes, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4451"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4451"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4451\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4462,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4451\/revisions\/4462"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4451"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4451"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4451"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}