{"id":445,"date":"2008-11-11T10:16:45","date_gmt":"2008-11-11T16:16:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=445"},"modified":"2008-11-11T10:38:14","modified_gmt":"2008-11-11T16:38:14","slug":"i-suck-in-fantasy-football","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2008\/11\/11\/i-suck-in-fantasy-football\/","title":{"rendered":"I Suck In Fantasy Football…"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"jesus-drafted-full.gif\"(Was he drunk?)<\/p>\n

Title says it all. Today, I’m 3-7 with the hopes of going 3-10 so I never have to go through this asinine crap again. Stinking this bad, now I know what Kevin Federline must feel like…<\/p>\n

I’m thinking of picking up some new players for the final weeks…<\/p>\n

-Nopoint Jones
\n-Larry McNohands
\n-Talentless Turdwand
\n-Dude Whosucks
\n-Injuryprone Smith
\n-Shouldf Playedthotherguy<\/p>\n

Look out, it’s on!<\/p>\n

The Governments New “bailout” Logo…<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"oth11.jpg\"(Hint: We’re in the front)<\/p>\n

You’re going to hear the names Ben S. Bernanke, and Henry Paulson a lot<\/em> more in the coming days. These two men were the ones who lobbied for the $700 billion bailout plan, which was more like $837 billion after congress got their greasy mits on it adding projects to it, and offered “total transparency” on where the money is going. You know, since we’re footing the bill…<\/p>\n

Today, they “can’t disclose where the money is being spent”. We’re pissed…<\/p>\n

That’s like saying, “Sorry, we can’t tell you who you just bailed out, because you might want to kick us in the face”….<\/p>\n

This isn’t some cutesy episode of Three’s Company where we gave Jack seed money for a “get rich quick scheme”. It’s serious shit. It’s our money, and there better be “checks”…<\/p>\n

Too Much Time Alone?<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"oops10.jpg\"<\/p>\n

Then make friends…<\/p>\n

Now go have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

(Was he drunk?) Title says it all. Today, I’m 3-7 with the hopes of going 3-10 so I never have to go through this asinine crap again. Stinking this bad, now I know what Kevin Federline must feel like… I’m thinking of picking up some new players for the final weeks… -Nopoint Jones -Larry McNohands […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/445"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=445"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/445\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=445"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=445"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=445"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}