{"id":4401,"date":"2011-06-20T18:23:37","date_gmt":"2011-06-21T00:23:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=4401"},"modified":"2011-06-20T18:23:37","modified_gmt":"2011-06-21T00:23:37","slug":"green-lantern-in-5-d","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2011\/06\/20\/green-lantern-in-5-d\/","title":{"rendered":"Green Lantern in 5-D?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Screw just “watching” it…<\/p>\n

Why can’t you actually BE Green Lantern?<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>(Insert yourself here)<\/p>\n

You know, spend some quality time on planet Oa<\/p>\n

It’ll be dope ass old school…<\/p>\n

Republican Funny Bone Remains Undiscovered<\/strong><\/p>\n

The Republican Leadership Conference<\/p>\n

Hired an Obama impersonator named Reggie Brown<\/p>\n

\"\"(Um…now look. No literally)<\/p>\n

Who did Obama jokes about his bi-racial nature, and Weiner one’s<\/p>\n

When he dared joke about GOP’ers Newt, Mitt & Pawlenty<\/p>\n

His mic was cut, and he was taken off stage<\/p>\n

We all know Republican’s aren’t funny<\/p>\n

Just look at Victoria Jackson, or Denis Miller<\/p>\n

But now they can’t even take a fucking joke<\/p>\n

\"\"(So true)<\/p>\n

They’re so out of touch with reality<\/p>\n

When “reality” speaks, they cut it’s mic, scream “Witch”, then burn it…<\/p>\n

Total ignorance laughing in the dishing it out, but can’t take it…<\/p>\n

Classy hypocrite Tea Baggers 101<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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