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(Huh, seems impartial)<\/p>\nJoe The Plumber? Remember him?<\/p>\n
(Huh, seems impartial)<\/p>\n
I barely do. Wasn’t he supposed to be on *insert shitty reality show here*?<\/p>\n
I did write a music piece for him that I’ll be shooting this week…<\/p>\n
All apologies to Joan Osborne…<\/p>\n
If Joe had a Name,
\nwhat would it be and –
\nwould you say asshole to His face
\nif you were faced with Him
\nin all His bullshit,
\nwhat would you ask
\nif You had just one question…<\/p>\n
and yeah, yeah
\nJoe is great
\nYeah, yeah
\nJoe is good
\nYeah, yeah
\nyeah yeah yeah<\/p>\n
What if Joe was one of Us?
\nJust a slob like one of Us?
\nA stranger on the straight talk bus,
\ntrying to lie about His home…<\/p>\n
If Joe was two-faced,
\nwhat would it look like and
\nwould we want to see
\nif seeing meant that
\nYou would have to believe
\nin lies like Marxist and Commie and the Socialists
\nand all the douchebags and…<\/p>\n
Yeah, yeah
\nJoe is great
\nYeah, yeah
\nJoe is good
\nYeah, yeah
\nyeah yeah yeah<\/p>\n
What if Joe was one of Us?
\nJust a slob like one of Us?
\nJust a stranger on the McCain bus,
\ntrying to lie about his Home…<\/p>\n
Tryin’ to make up his whole tome Make sure to get tickets for upcoming shows at Zanies in Chicago! Go have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Joe The Plumber? Remember him? (Huh, seems impartial) I barely do. Wasn’t he supposed to be on *insert shitty reality show here*? I did write a music piece for him that I’ll be shooting this week… All apologies to Joan Osborne… If Joe had a Name, what would it be and – would you say […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/440"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=440"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/440\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=440"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=440"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=440"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nYelling Socialist all alone…
\nNobody callin’ on his phone
\n‘Cept for McCain’s rollin’ mobile home…
\n
\nLadies and Gentleman, I Give You…Irony…<\/strong><\/p>\n![\"road2.jpg\"](\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/road2.jpg\")
(Whoops)<\/p>\n![\"road9.jpg\"](\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/road9.jpg\")
(If Jesus saves, who deletes?)<\/p>\n