{"id":43736,"date":"2024-12-09T17:12:56","date_gmt":"2024-12-09T23:12:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=43736"},"modified":"2024-12-10T13:42:00","modified_gmt":"2024-12-10T19:42:00","slug":"assad-done-republicans-piss-pants","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2024\/12\/09\/assad-done-republicans-piss-pants\/","title":{"rendered":"Assad Done, Republican&#8217;s Piss Pants&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Top Republican Lawmaker from Tennessee<br><br>named Ken Yager was just Charged with a<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/Pants-pisserr.webp\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/Pants-pisserr-1024x682.webp\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-43737\" width=\"400\" height=\"266\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/Pants-pisserr-1024x682.webp 1024w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/Pants-pisserr-300x200.webp 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/Pants-pisserr-768x512.webp 768w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/Pants-pisserr-1536x1024.webp 1536w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/Pants-pisserr.webp 2000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DUI, Hit &amp; Run, Then Proceeded To <a href=\"https:\/\/meidasnews.com\/news\/tennessee-gop-caucus-chair-urinates-all-over-himself-during-field-sobriety-test\" title=\"\">Piss His<\/a><br><br><a href=\"https:\/\/meidasnews.com\/news\/tennessee-gop-caucus-chair-urinates-all-over-himself-during-field-sobriety-test\" title=\"\">pants<\/a>. This is an apt metaphor for all of the<br><br>Maga\/GOP today. A rambling train wreck of<br><br>nothing but tax cuts &amp; racist hate. Welp it&#8217;s<br><br>Caught Up With Them &#8216;Now&#8217;. Assad, Orange<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Assad-with-Russians.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Assad-with-Russians.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-20729\" width=\"406\" height=\"203\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Assad-with-Russians.jpg 660w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Assad-with-Russians-300x150.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 406px) 100vw, 406px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ass&#8217;s pal <a href=\"https:\/\/www.cnn.com\/world\/live-news\/syria-war-rebels-assad-israel-12-09-24\/index.html\" title=\"\">just Ran from Syria<\/a> to(Drum roll)<br><br>RUSSIA! Ooooooops. Rebels who want this<br><br>Vile Dictator OUT, just Captured Damascus<br><br>&amp; Assad just <a href=\"https:\/\/www.cnn.com\/world\/live-news\/syria-war-rebels-assad-israel-12-09-24\/index.html\" title=\"\">Handed Em over all the Power<\/a><br><br>That means Putin &amp; Assad are in their &#8220;Last<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Le-Penn-Putins-Puppet.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Le-Penn-Putins-Puppet.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-37635\" width=\"406\" height=\"305\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Le-Penn-Putins-Puppet.jpeg 679w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Le-Penn-Putins-Puppet-300x225.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 406px) 100vw, 406px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Bunker&#8221; Days. There is Really no way Outta<br><br>this for Them all. And, They deserve all of it<br><br>NOTE: Supreme Court <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Dx6ivoiXvhs&amp;t=119s\" title=\"\">Won&#8217;t act in NYC Case<\/a>, leaving Orange Felon still<br>a convicted Felon, under a Gag Order ready for sentencing. Oooooooops<br><br>Have A Day!<\/p>\n<div id=\"bolge-2148236922\" class=\"bolge-after-content bolge-entity-placement\"><ins class=\"adbladeads\" data-cid=\"44284-1271501652\" data-host=\"web.adblade.com\" data-tag-type=\"4\" data-protocol=\"https\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><br style=\"clear: both; display: block; float: none;\"\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Top Republican Lawmaker from Tennessee named Ken Yager was just Charged with a DUI, Hit &amp; Run, Then Proceeded To Piss His pants. This is an apt metaphor for all of the Maga\/GOP today. A rambling train wreck of nothing but tax cuts &amp; racist hate. Welp it&#8217;s Caught Up With Them &#8216;Now&#8217;. Assad, Orange [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-43736","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43736","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=43736"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43736\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=43736"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=43736"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=43736"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}