{"id":4327,"date":"2011-06-06T16:20:16","date_gmt":"2011-06-06T22:20:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=4327"},"modified":"2011-06-06T16:20:16","modified_gmt":"2011-06-06T22:20:16","slug":"waging-weiner","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2011\/06\/06\/waging-weiner\/","title":{"rendered":"Waging Weiner!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Turns out, he did it…<\/p>\n

\"\"(The face of a weiner)<\/p>\n

What a dick!<\/p>\n

Sorry buddy, but if you send a “junk shot”, admit it…<\/p>\n

Now we have to listen to a Weiner probe? Sounds painful<\/p>\n

He lied and said, “I was hacked!”<\/p>\n

\"\"(“You<\/em> are getting a pic of my dick!”)<\/p>\n

Yes, if by “Hacked” you mean “sending pictures of my bone puppet to girls”<\/p>\n

My brother Daniel was spot on right about this, I was dead wrong<\/p>\n

Thought the guy was telling the truth, but should know better…<\/p>\n

Dan said it right with, “Hey, you call the FBI when you’re a victim…<\/p>\n

You call and hire a lawyer or firm when you did<\/em> it”<\/p>\n

Great call my man, great<\/em> call…<\/p>\n

“The Dipshits Are Coming, The Dipshits Are Coming”<\/strong><\/p>\n

Palin’s history of Paul Revere: “He who warned, uh, the British that they weren’t going to be taking away our arms by ringing those bells and making sure as he’s riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and\u00ef\u00bb\u00bf bells that we were going to be secure and we were going to be free, and we were going to be armed”<\/p>\n

\"\"(True)<\/p>\n

Then when told by FOX’s Chris Wallace she was wrong, she said:<\/p>\n

\u00e2\u20ac\u0153You know what? I didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t mess up about Paul Revere\u00e2\u20ac\u2122\u00e2\u20ac\u2122<\/p>\n

She then explained, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Part of his ride was to warn the British that we\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re already there. That, hey, you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re not going to succeed. You\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re not going to take American arms\u00e2\u20ac\u2122\u00e2\u20ac\u2122<\/p>\n

\"\"(Shut up!)<\/p>\n

No, his mission was to tell the American revolutionaries the BRITISH were coming<\/p>\n

Palin’s a bottomless cup of stupid…<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Turns out, he did it… (The face of a weiner) What a dick! Sorry buddy, but if you send a “junk shot”, admit it… Now we have to listen to a Weiner probe? Sounds painful He lied and said, “I was hacked!” (“You are getting a pic of my dick!”) Yes, if by “Hacked” you […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4327"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4327"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4327\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4344,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4327\/revisions\/4344"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4327"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4327"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4327"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}