{"id":4318,"date":"2011-06-03T11:42:22","date_gmt":"2011-06-03T17:42:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=4318"},"modified":"2011-06-03T11:42:22","modified_gmt":"2011-06-03T17:42:22","slug":"microsoft-officically-unveils-windows-8","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2011\/06\/03\/microsoft-officically-unveils-windows-8\/","title":{"rendered":"Microsoft Officically Unveils Windows 8"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Also known as <em>&#8220;We Really Really Really Wish We Were Apple&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-4319\" title=\"Windows funny\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/Windows-funny-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"264\" height=\"352\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/Windows-funny-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/Windows-funny.jpg 360w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 264px) 100vw, 264px\" \/>(Zing!)<\/p>\n<p>Why don&#8217;t they just get it over with. Gates vs. Jobs in a steel cage match<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-4321\" title=\"Jobs vs. Gates\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/Jobs-vs.-Gates-300x274.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"264\" height=\"242\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/Jobs-vs.-Gates-300x274.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/Jobs-vs.-Gates.jpg 550w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 264px) 100vw, 264px\" \/>(Fight, fight, fight)<\/p>\n<p>My $ is on Gates. Jobs is getting soft now a days&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Only using his virtual itrainer, with iMMA, looking for ichokeholds<\/p>\n<p>All in an ap that can&#8217;t ifight worth a shit&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Edwards Indicted<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>For lying about his affair, and trying to cover it up<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-4322\" title=\"John Edwards\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/John-Edwards-220x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"262\" height=\"357\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/John-Edwards-220x300.jpg 220w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/John-Edwards.jpg 253w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 262px) 100vw, 262px\" \/>(&#8220;Hi, I&#8217;m a super douche&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>What gives? &#8220;John&#8221; Edwards, Anthony &#8220;Weiner&#8221;&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Why does every Democrats in the news today sound &#8220;penisy&#8221;?<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s like smuggled sausage snickering at every turn&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t tell that to Detroit Democrat &#8220;Scrotum VonCock-n-Balls&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Also known as &#8220;We Really Really Really Wish We Were Apple&#8221; (Zing!) Why don&#8217;t they just get it over with. Gates vs. Jobs in a steel cage match (Fight, fight, fight) My $ is on Gates. Jobs is getting soft now a days&#8230; Only using his virtual itrainer, with iMMA, looking for ichokeholds All in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4318"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4318"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4318\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4326,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4318\/revisions\/4326"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4318"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4318"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4318"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}