{"id":4226,"date":"2011-05-24T15:18:46","date_gmt":"2011-05-24T21:18:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=4226"},"modified":"2011-05-24T16:02:01","modified_gmt":"2011-05-24T22:02:01","slug":"oh-now-its-an-october-rapture","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2011\/05\/24\/oh-now-its-an-october-rapture\/","title":{"rendered":"Oh, Now it’s An “October” Rapture"},"content":{"rendered":"

*Shakes head sadly back and forth*<\/p>\n

\"\"(Happy Raptureday)<\/p>\n

It’s a shame that stupidity can’t be converted into a usable energy source<\/p>\n

We could run on these fidiots for centuries<\/p>\n

Turns out, whack job Harold Camping wasn’t even wrong, according to him<\/p>\n

\"\"(I was rightly wrong)<\/p>\n

He was actually off by five months. He NOW says it’s October 21st<\/p>\n

Ohhhhhhhhhh, musta forgot to carry the “y”<\/p>\n

He also predicted the same event in 1994, which didn’t happen<\/p>\n

\"\"(Your pants are on fire liar)<\/p>\n

His excuse then, a mathematical error. This time it was Macho Man’s fault<\/p>\n

Let’s see the score: Reality 2, Harold Camping 0<\/p>\n

This fucknut should be in JAIL. Did you know this little gem?<\/p>\n

\"\"(You should dick)<\/p>\n

His “church” reported in 2009 that it received $18.3 million in donations<\/p>\n

And assets of more than $104 million<\/p>\n

\"\"(Asshole<\/p>\n

I want to throw this old fuck in jail for lying & taking older stupid peoples $<\/p>\n

When he asks why I did it, I’ll say, “The Bible told me too”…air tight<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

*Shakes head sadly back and forth* (Happy Raptureday) It’s a shame that stupidity can’t be converted into a usable energy source We could run on these fidiots for centuries Turns out, whack job Harold Camping wasn’t even wrong, according to him (I was rightly wrong) He was actually off by five months. He NOW says […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4226"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4226"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4226\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4237,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4226\/revisions\/4237"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4226"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4226"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4226"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}