{"id":4211,"date":"2011-05-23T11:54:36","date_gmt":"2011-05-23T17:54:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=4211"},"modified":"2011-05-25T15:50:58","modified_gmt":"2011-05-25T21:50:58","slug":"rapture-apocalypse-failure-explained","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2011\/05\/23\/rapture-apocalypse-failure-explained\/","title":{"rendered":"“Rapture Apocalypse” Failure Explained…"},"content":{"rendered":"

A flying elbow from above<\/p>\n

\"\"(Ohhhhhhhhhh yeahhhhhhh!)<\/p>\n

Suck it Jesus…<\/p>\n

Side Note: Jesus actually went on to win the match<\/p>\n

But it lasted 17 hours, he was tired, and decided to “bail” on the rapture<\/p>\n

Another “Tell All” Book?<\/strong><\/p>\n

You ever notice “Tell All” books have 5 others like em so they didn’t?<\/p>\n

\"\"(Hum, in “book form” how convenient)<\/p>\n

A guy *insert douche that “suddenly found god” here* wrote a Palin bashing book<\/p>\n

He’s an ex-aid, who felt her and I quote:<\/p>\n

“Campaigns…over the years to tear down others who have crossed\/confronted her”<\/p>\n

Were now upsetting him<\/p>\n

Now<\/em>, after the years 2006-2009 when he was the one actually doing it for her<\/p>\n

*Rolls eyes*<\/p>\n

\"\"(This all stinks)<\/p>\n

It’s like writing a book that Aretha Franklin has weight problems<\/p>\n

Or that has Charlie Sheen has drug & unemployment issues<\/p>\n

Or that Older People are scared of everything<\/p>\n

I have 20 others, so try your own here in the space provided ______________<\/p>\n

Thanks for stating the fucking obvious for us<\/p>\n

The udders are dry, the thing is dead, PLEASE let it rest. She IS NOT NEWS<\/p>\n

\"\"(If you feed it, it stays)<\/p>\n

Oh and it can’t really be called a “Tell All” book<\/p>\n

When it doesn’t explain why I failed at dating for so long<\/p>\n

Just sayin’…<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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