{"id":4173,"date":"2011-05-19T10:17:06","date_gmt":"2011-05-19T16:17:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=4173"},"modified":"2011-05-19T10:17:06","modified_gmt":"2011-05-19T16:17:06","slug":"lame-ass-lottery-lunacy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2011\/05\/19\/lame-ass-lottery-lunacy\/","title":{"rendered":"Lame Ass Lottery Lunacy"},"content":{"rendered":"

Let’s say you were poor, so you were on food stamps. Check<\/p>\n

Now let’s say you win 2 million in the lottery. Checkity check<\/p>\n

\"\"(Hint: Leroy is in the middle)<\/p>\n

Then let’s say, you still<\/em> can use food stamps<\/p>\n

*Obligatory Disney record scratch*<\/p>\n

Wait, what what with the what what?<\/p>\n

Leroy Fick, 59, of Auburn won $2 million in the state lottery last June<\/p>\n

But the state determined he was still eligible<\/em> for food stamps<\/p>\n

\"\"(How fucking tall is<\/em> that reporter?)<\/p>\n

Nice work Michigan state funding for food stamps<\/p>\n

You’re about as classy as a Bedazzler Gun<\/p>\n

Leroy: “If you’re going to try to make me feel bad, you’re not going to do it”<\/p>\n

Clearly, since his other low paying job before winning 2 million was this:<\/p>\n

\"\"(1920’s train track villain)<\/p>\n

Besides, he doesn’t even have “internet” so he won’t be able to read this<\/p>\n

Thanks for giving FOX this “poor” stereotype to hold up to their insane views<\/p>\n

Until they find out you’re white, then they’ll quietly sweep it under the rug<\/p>\n

To Leroy Fick, the biggest luckiest fuckstick in town<\/p>\n

Oprah Tainted The United Center<\/strong><\/p>\n

Yes, I said “taint”; and THAT’S why the Bulls lost game 2<\/p>\n

\"\"(Solid impression of god)<\/p>\n

Only that. Not the 34% shooting, bad defense, or sloppy play<\/p>\n

Her BS celebrity laden PR push ending her stay in Chicago is finally over<\/p>\n

\"\"(“I’m shocked, even after I set it all up”)<\/p>\n

Now she only has her billion $ TV network to run. What ever will she do?<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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