{"id":4155,"date":"2011-05-18T14:22:16","date_gmt":"2011-05-18T20:22:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=4155"},"modified":"2011-05-18T14:25:52","modified_gmt":"2011-05-18T20:25:52","slug":"trump-drops-out-disapoints-comedians","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2011\/05\/18\/trump-drops-out-disapoints-comedians\/","title":{"rendered":"Trump Drops Out, Disapoints Comedians"},"content":{"rendered":"

The “Donald” fired himself from a presidential bid. He said:<\/p>\n

\"\"(“Sit on my finger”)<\/p>\n

\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Business is my greatest passion and I am not ready to leave the private sector\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n

Yes, by “business” you mean making sure Meat Loaf and Busey don’t rob a bank<\/p>\n

But he did make jokes happen so often is was like Christmas morning<\/p>\n

\"\"(Nice!)<\/p>\n

Knowing they’d all be there waiting when you woke up<\/p>\n

Face it, the guy’s doucher than a Summers Eve factory<\/p>\n

But he’ll be missed<\/p>\n

Newt’s Big Gay Rainbow…<\/strong><\/p>\n

No, it’s not the name of the new GOP show on ice or ironic trendy NYC Club<\/p>\n

It’s a box of Cheez-it’s containing glitter<\/p>\n

That was dumped on Newts head by a protester who said:<\/p>\n

\"\"(He’s catching “The Gay”)<\/p>\n

“Feel the rainbow, Newt. Stop the hate. Stop anti-gay politics<\/p>\n

It’s dividing our country, and it’s not fixing our economy”<\/p>\n

Hard to argue with the sentiments, but come on buddy…<\/p>\n

\"\"(“So long 2012 bid!”)<\/p>\n

You didn’t get him to change his mind. You never will<\/p>\n

Now he just thinks “Man, all fags carry glitter in Cheez-it boxes”<\/p>\n

Meh, it could<\/em> of been a box of emperor scorpions<\/p>\n

That woulda been a huge dick move…just sayin’…<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The “Donald” fired himself from a presidential bid. He said: (“Sit on my finger”) \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Business is my greatest passion and I am not ready to leave the private sector\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Yes, by “business” you mean making sure Meat Loaf and Busey don’t rob a bank But he did make jokes happen so often is was like […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4155"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4155"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4155\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4171,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4155\/revisions\/4171"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4155"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4155"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4155"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}