{"id":4137,"date":"2011-05-17T10:30:49","date_gmt":"2011-05-17T16:30:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=4137"},"modified":"2011-05-17T10:30:49","modified_gmt":"2011-05-17T16:30:49","slug":"the-sperminator","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2011\/05\/17\/the-sperminator\/","title":{"rendered":"The Sperminator!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Well, Schwarzenegger fathered a child with a member of his household staff<\/p>\n

\"\"(Holy fuck balls!)<\/p>\n

And it happened a decade ago<\/p>\n

\"\"(Irony)<\/p>\n

So “I’ll be back” is now “I’ll be paying for that”…<\/p>\n

*John talks behind the back of his hand*<\/p>\n

Guess we all know why Shriver took off now<\/p>\n

He said, “While I deserve your attention and criticism, my family does not”<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>(“My sperm has awesome superpowers”)<\/p>\n

Then continued with, “I was sent here from the future…<\/p>\n

To impregnate her. Only her unborn son can save the world from evil rogue robots”<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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