{"id":4119,"date":"2011-05-11T13:13:50","date_gmt":"2011-05-11T19:13:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=4119"},"modified":"2011-05-17T10:32:33","modified_gmt":"2011-05-17T16:32:33","slug":"ever-notice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2011\/05\/11\/ever-notice\/","title":{"rendered":"Ever Notice…"},"content":{"rendered":"

People trying to find out a dogs name never speak to the owners?<\/p>\n

\"\"(“My name is Stop It<\/em>“)<\/p>\n

They actually look down & ask the fu#king dog “Well, what’s your name?”<\/p>\n

As if it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s going to suddenly answer them…<\/p>\n

Obama’s Approval Rate Hits 60%<\/strong><\/p>\n

Gee, I wonder why? Oh, it’s because of his Final Four picks? No<\/p>\n

Gas prices? Nope that’s not it…<\/p>\n

\"\"(Hummmm, puzzling)<\/p>\n

Maybe when he ordered killing a dude who’s name rhymes with Bosama Bin Bloden?<\/p>\n

Ding ding ding!<\/p>\n

And what do FOX news Republicans mostly think? That Bush deserves all the credit<\/p>\n

*Slaps hand to forehead*<\/p>\n

\"\"(Sadly true)<\/p>\n

Will these lying fuckholes ever stop? The answer’s no<\/p>\n

There bullshit is like nerds at Comic-Con…<\/p>\n

An endless never ending supply. FACT: you can’t ever please habitual lying assholes<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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People trying to find out a dogs name never speak to the owners? (“My name is Stop It“) They actually look down & ask the fu#king dog “Well, what’s your name?” As if it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s going to suddenly answer them… Obama’s Approval Rate Hits 60% Gee, I wonder why? Oh, it’s because of his Final Four […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4119","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4119","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4119"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4119\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4119"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4119"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4119"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}