{"id":4104,"date":"2011-05-10T12:11:11","date_gmt":"2011-05-10T18:11:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=4104"},"modified":"2011-05-10T12:11:11","modified_gmt":"2011-05-10T18:11:11","slug":"things-that-sell-themselves","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2011\/05\/10\/things-that-sell-themselves\/","title":{"rendered":"Things That &#8220;Sell&#8221; Themselves&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Shoes, chocolate, crack, &amp; \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Apocalyptic Zombie Invasion Shelters\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-4105\" title=\"Zombie shelter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/Zombie-shelter-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"263\" height=\"176\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/Zombie-shelter-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/Zombie-shelter.jpg 399w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 263px) 100vw, 263px\" \/>(No windows, nice touch)<\/p>\n<p>I mean, how many \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Apocalyptic Zombie Invasion Shelters\u00e2\u20ac\u009d reps bother you?<\/p>\n<p>No harassing calls at night, no door-to-door. But I will say, watch out for Dave<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-4107\" title=\"Used Car Salesman\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/Used-Car-Salesman-300x238.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"263\" height=\"209\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/Used-Car-Salesman-300x238.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/Used-Car-Salesman.jpg 604w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 263px) 100vw, 263px\" \/>(How bout a nice Zombie shelter duplex?)<\/p>\n<p>If it&#8217;s the end of the month and he didn&#8217;t reach his quota, get off the lot fast&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n<div id=\"bolge-3416400269\" class=\"bolge-after-content bolge-entity-placement\"><ins class=\"adbladeads\" data-cid=\"44284-1271501652\" data-host=\"web.adblade.com\" data-tag-type=\"4\" data-protocol=\"https\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><br style=\"clear: both; display: block; float: none;\"\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Shoes, chocolate, crack, &amp; \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Apocalyptic Zombie Invasion Shelters\u00e2\u20ac\u009d (No windows, nice touch) I mean, how many \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Apocalyptic Zombie Invasion Shelters\u00e2\u20ac\u009d reps bother you? No harassing calls at night, no door-to-door. But I will say, watch out for Dave (How bout a nice Zombie shelter duplex?) If it&#8217;s the end of the month and he didn&#8217;t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4104","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4104","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4104"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4104\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4104"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4104"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4104"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}