{"id":4004,"date":"2011-05-02T10:27:20","date_gmt":"2011-05-02T16:27:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=4004"},"modified":"2011-05-02T10:27:20","modified_gmt":"2011-05-02T16:27:20","slug":"hawaiian-shirt-guy-sticks-head-into-room","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2011\/05\/02\/hawaiian-shirt-guy-sticks-head-into-room\/","title":{"rendered":"*Hawaiian Shirt Guy Sticks Head Into Room*"},"content":{"rendered":"

“Hey turds, did I miss anything big this weekend?”<\/p>\n

\"\"(Check me out suckas!)<\/p>\n

Osama Bin Laden is dead<\/p>\n

If you didn’t hear, the rock you live under is too heavy and stops sound<\/p>\n

\"\"(Wrong “Rock”)<\/p>\n

Now, I’m not saying it’s odd to celebrate the death of someone…<\/p>\n

But it’s sort of odd to celebrate the death of someone<\/p>\n

It’s not either good nor bad. It simply is a historic event that happened<\/p>\n

It’s not like terrorism suddenly ended<\/p>\n

Or even more stupid hateful pricks won’t sprout up in his place<\/p>\n

\"\"(I don’t remember this one)<\/p>\n

It’s just the end of the one “Massive asshole guy who planned 9\/11”<\/p>\n

There are two things you can count on in this world:<\/p>\n

Taxes, and a limitless, never ending supply of assholes<\/p>\n

\"\"(Less “essence” then)<\/p>\n

Well, make it three…<\/p>\n

Taxes, limitless supply of assholes, and people using religion to hate others<\/p>\n

Seen on Afghanistan Craig’s List:<\/p>\n

“Cozy 3 person cave with dialysis machine in tact<\/p>\n

Great for goats, C4 storage, & blind irrational hate. Must go now!”<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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