{"id":3980,"date":"2011-04-27T13:28:01","date_gmt":"2011-04-27T19:28:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=3980"},"modified":"2011-04-27T13:28:01","modified_gmt":"2011-04-27T19:28:01","slug":"trump-shockingly-proud-of-himself","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2011\/04\/27\/trump-shockingly-proud-of-himself\/","title":{"rendered":"Trump Shockingly &#8220;Proud Of Himself&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My sarcasm meter just exploded&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3981\" title=\"Sarcasm Meter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Sarcasm-Meter.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"262\" height=\"215\" \/>(Oh wait, it didn&#8217;t)<\/p>\n<p>Dr. Dickhole Donald decided decadently:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I feel I&#8217;ve accomplished something really really important and I&#8217;m honored by it&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t tell if he&#8217;s he talking about:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3984\" title=\"Douchebag hotline\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Douchebag-hotline.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"263\" height=\"198\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Douchebag-hotline.jpg 480w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Douchebag-hotline-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 263px) 100vw, 263px\" \/>(Bet you Tom Cruise answers)<\/p>\n<p>His comb-over look, shitty shows, or declaring corporate bankruptcy 4 times?<\/p>\n<p>Trump&#8217;s proud because Obama finally released his &#8220;long form&#8221; birth certificate<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3983\" title=\"Obama birth-certificate update\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Obama-birth-certificate-update1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"446\" height=\"578\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Obama-birth-certificate-update1.jpg 1275w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Obama-birth-certificate-update1-231x300.jpg 231w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Obama-birth-certificate-update1-790x1024.jpg 790w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 446px) 100vw, 446px\" \/>(Knew it!)<\/p>\n<p>But he still hasn&#8217;t provided a certificate proving he isn&#8217;t a massive douchebag<\/p>\n<p>Now he has to speak to substantive issues like budget, SS\/medicare, energy, or wars<\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s deader than that rat on his head. He makes massive morons feel smarter<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3987\" title=\"Trump bad hair day\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Trump-bad-hair-day.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"264\" height=\"295\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Trump-bad-hair-day.jpg 369w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Trump-bad-hair-day-269x300.jpg 269w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 264px) 100vw, 264px\" \/>(Having a &#8220;Bad hair&#8221; year?)<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;re watching the total collapse of the Republican party, but it&#8217;s good for business<\/p>\n<p>*Crosses comedy fingers &amp; looks skyward*<\/p>\n<p>Come on Trump\/Bachmann, come on Trump\/Bachmann, come on Trump\/Bachmann<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My sarcasm meter just exploded&#8230; (Oh wait, it didn&#8217;t) Dr. Dickhole Donald decided decadently: &#8220;I feel I&#8217;ve accomplished something really really important and I&#8217;m honored by it&#8221; I can&#8217;t tell if he&#8217;s he talking about: (Bet you Tom Cruise answers) His comb-over look, shitty shows, or declaring corporate bankruptcy 4 times? Trump&#8217;s proud because Obama [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3980"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3980"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3980\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3992,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3980\/revisions\/3992"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3980"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3980"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3980"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}