{"id":398,"date":"2008-11-03T11:01:19","date_gmt":"2008-11-03T17:01:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=398"},"modified":"2008-11-03T11:02:44","modified_gmt":"2008-11-03T17:02:44","slug":"times-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2008\/11\/03\/times-up\/","title":{"rendered":"Time&#8217;s up&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Pencils down, no more writing, please pass your tests to the front of the class&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Tomorrow <em>is<\/em> the day!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/barack-to-the-future.jpg\" alt=\"barack-to-the-future.jpg\" height=\"272\" width=\"337\" \/>(Doc Brown is getting down!)<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/barack-u.jpg\" alt=\"barack-u.jpg\" height=\"268\" width=\"335\" \/>(Looks like a &#8220;gloryhole&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>Go vote! It&#8217;s Chicago, so vote seven times&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Canada Is Great, A!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span>A Quebec comedy duo notorious for prank calls to celebrities and heads of state reached Sarah Palin, convincing the Republican vice-presidential nominee she was speaking with French President Nicolas Sarkozy.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=QbEwKcs-7Hc\">Click Me<\/a><\/p>\n<p>My favorite part was when they asked, &#8220;Joe the plumber iz that your huszband?&#8221;. When they tell her she&#8217;s been &#8220;pranked&#8221; she responds by saying, &#8220;Awwwwwwwwww have we been pranked? *Sounds of her walking fast being upset* &#8220;What are your call letters?&#8221;(clearly to black-list them) and then you even hear her in the background very pissy saying, &#8220;it&#8217;s this radio station prank calling&#8221;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/palin-big-head.jpg\" alt=\"palin-big-head.jpg\" height=\"226\" width=\"339\" \/>(Big head, with nothing inside)<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m really going to miss dumbass, she made it very easy on me the last two months&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sure she&#8217;ll have her own reality show on Fox called <em>&#8220;I&#8217;m NOT Smarter Than A 3rd Grader&#8221;<\/em> soon&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>My New Atari Game<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/n623396371_1308300_46531.jpg\" alt=\"n623396371_1308300_46531.jpg\" height=\"376\" width=\"336\" \/>(I don&#8217;t trust clowns)<\/p>\n<p>Go have a day and get ready for tomorrow!<\/p>\n<div id=\"bolge-3063042529\" class=\"bolge-after-content bolge-entity-placement\"><ins class=\"adbladeads\" data-cid=\"44284-1271501652\" data-host=\"web.adblade.com\" data-tag-type=\"4\" data-protocol=\"https\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><br style=\"clear: both; display: block; float: none;\"\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pencils down, no more writing, please pass your tests to the front of the class&#8230; Tomorrow is the day! (Doc Brown is getting down!) (Looks like a &#8220;gloryhole&#8221;) Go vote! It&#8217;s Chicago, so vote seven times&#8230; Canada Is Great, A! A Quebec comedy duo notorious for prank calls to celebrities and heads of state reached [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-398","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/398","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=398"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/398\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=398"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=398"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=398"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}