{"id":3957,"date":"2011-04-25T16:33:19","date_gmt":"2011-04-25T22:33:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=3957"},"modified":"2011-05-02T15:50:20","modified_gmt":"2011-05-02T21:50:20","slug":"hey-gays-stay-outta-tennessee-schools","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2011\/04\/25\/hey-gays-stay-outta-tennessee-schools\/","title":{"rendered":"Hey “Gays”, Stay Outta Tennessee Schools"},"content":{"rendered":"

There, you done been told now, so git!<\/p>\n

Hopefully anyone over 60 told you, but “the gay” can “infect you”<\/p>\n

\"\"(Whoops)<\/p>\n

If you touch someone gay, or breath it in, you get it<\/p>\n

It’s an actual periodic element with a symbol of GY*<\/p>\n

3 electrons of “fabulous”, and 2 protons of “sassy”<\/p>\n

\"\"(It’s Gay Gayerson)<\/p>\n

A new Tennessee law mandates Teachers not:<\/p>\n

“Provide any instruction that discusses sexual orientation other than heterosexuality”<\/p>\n

\"\"(These two passed it)<\/p>\n

Ah yes, the ol’ “If we don’t speak of it, then it doesn’t exist” law<\/p>\n

Try it on your alcoholic brother, cheating spouse, thieving accountant, lying boss<\/p>\n

And massive Grizzly Bear about to attack and eat your face off<\/p>\n

What, it didn’t work? Sorry, seemed so “air tight”<\/p>\n

Hey Tennessee, thanks for proving once again<\/p>\n

\"\"(Why?)<\/p>\n

The best thing to come outta you was truck nutz and a bloated Elvis<\/p>\n

Pucking A, Blackhawks Win Wild One<\/strong><\/p>\n

under 5 minutes to go in over-time, they win 4-3!<\/p>\n

To force a game seven against the Canucks<\/p>\n

\"\"(No pop)<\/p>\n

Oh, it’s on like a snowsuit in winter bitches<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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