{"id":3950,"date":"2011-04-21T15:49:25","date_gmt":"2011-04-21T21:49:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=3950"},"modified":"2011-05-02T10:31:20","modified_gmt":"2011-05-02T16:31:20","slug":"when-will-oprah-own-the-universe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2011\/04\/21\/when-will-oprah-own-the-universe\/","title":{"rendered":"When Will Oprah Own The Universe?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tick tock, tick tock<\/p>\n<p>On my current &#8220;Countdown To Oprah World Domination&#8221; clock<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3951\" title=\"Oprah crushing the globe\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Oprah-crushing-the-globe-300x199.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"263\" height=\"176\" \/>(My world bitches!)<\/p>\n<p>it reads 1 year 3 days left&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>But according to my &#8220;Total Control Of The Universe&#8221; clock<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s showing 3 years, 4 months, and 3 days<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3952\" title=\"Oprah surprised\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Oprah-surprised-300x252.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"266\" height=\"224\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Oprah-surprised-300x252.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Oprah-surprised.jpg 382w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 266px) 100vw, 266px\" \/>(*insert maniacal laugh here)<\/p>\n<p>If she goes lesbo, it drops by a year; then Stedman gets half<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tick tock, tick tock On my current &#8220;Countdown To Oprah World Domination&#8221; clock (My world bitches!) it reads 1 year 3 days left&#8230; But according to my &#8220;Total Control Of The Universe&#8221; clock It&#8217;s showing 3 years, 4 months, and 3 days (*insert maniacal laugh here) If she goes lesbo, it drops by a year; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3950"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3950"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3950\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3956,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3950\/revisions\/3956"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3950"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3950"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3950"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}