{"id":394,"date":"2008-11-01T09:57:42","date_gmt":"2008-11-01T15:57:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=394"},"modified":"2008-11-02T10:17:23","modified_gmt":"2008-11-02T16:17:23","slug":"boo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2008\/11\/01\/boo\/","title":{"rendered":"Boo!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Scary stuff last night. I saw this at a random party&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/count-chocula.jpg\" alt=\"count-chocula.jpg\" height=\"307\" width=\"246\" \/>(It&#8217;s Count Dorkula)<\/p>\n<p>He escaped from the <em>General Mills Cereal Mascot Holding Cells<\/em>, and kept on saying, &#8220;I vant to eat your cereal&#8221;, quickly followed by &#8220;&#8230;vere iz the keg?&#8221;. He was having a good time until Franken Berry, Boo Berry, Fruit Brute and Yummy Mummy showed up to kick his ass for leaving. Then *poof* he turned into a chocolate bat and fell to the floor. Some drunk guy ate him&#8230;<br \/>\n<strong><br \/>\nBest Costume Ever<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/halloween-chicken-kid.jpg\" alt=\"halloween-chicken-kid.jpg\" height=\"243\" width=\"322\" \/>(Bagwak!)<\/p>\n<p>Happy Halloweenis part II! Go have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Scary stuff last night. I saw this at a random party&#8230; (It&#8217;s Count Dorkula) He escaped from the General Mills Cereal Mascot Holding Cells, and kept on saying, &#8220;I vant to eat your cereal&#8221;, quickly followed by &#8220;&#8230;vere iz the keg?&#8221;. He was having a good time until Franken Berry, Boo Berry, Fruit Brute and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/394"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=394"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/394\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=394"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=394"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=394"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}