{"id":3919,"date":"2011-04-19T16:35:07","date_gmt":"2011-04-19T22:35:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=3919"},"modified":"2011-04-19T16:35:07","modified_gmt":"2011-04-19T22:35:07","slug":"when-insane-stops-crazy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2011\/04\/19\/when-insane-stops-crazy\/","title":{"rendered":"When &#8220;Insane&#8221; Stops &#8220;Crazy&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Arizona Governor Jan Brewer is anything but rational&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3920\" title=\"Jan Brewer folded hands\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Jan-Brewer-folded-hands-252x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"258\" height=\"307\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Jan-Brewer-folded-hands-252x300.jpg 252w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Jan-Brewer-folded-hands.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 258px) 100vw, 258px\" \/>(The Crypt Keeper &amp; I are friends)<\/p>\n<p>But imagine my surprise when she vetoed the Tea Tards &#8220;Birther Bill&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Their bill required candidates provide a birth certificate &amp; their legal status<\/p>\n<p>Just to be placed on the ballot<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153This is a bridge too far&#8230;I do not support designating one  person as the gatekeeper to the ballot for a candidate, which could lead  to arbitrary or politically-motivated decisions\u00e2\u20ac\u009d because she knows when they&#8217;re are out of power, it cuts BOTH ways<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s giving someone the political power to decide who gets on &amp; who doesn&#8217;t<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s like Sheen saying to someone, &#8220;Um, you have a serious coke and porn problem&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3921\" title=\"birther\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/birther-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"263\" height=\"350\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/birther-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/birther.jpg 361w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 263px) 100vw, 263px\" \/>(Special class of stupid)<\/p>\n<p>How to handle &#8220;Birthers&#8221; on-line. Just use their own logic and state this:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I know that you were born on Mars. Why do you consistently lie about it?  Even though you have valid birth certificate here, it\u00ef\u00bb\u00bf was forged by  the high minded Nelfons of Dartag 4 near the Milky Way. No matter what  you say or do, it&#8217;s A FAKE! We all know the truth that your are an Alien  sent here to lay low until your planet assembles itself for world conquest. I know exactly what you are bad Alien!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Like Colt 45, it works every time<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Arizona Governor Jan Brewer is anything but rational&#8230; (The Crypt Keeper &amp; I are friends) But imagine my surprise when she vetoed the Tea Tards &#8220;Birther Bill&#8221; Their bill required candidates provide a birth certificate &amp; their legal status Just to be placed on the ballot \u00e2\u20ac\u0153This is a bridge too far&#8230;I do not support [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3919"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3919"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3919\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3925,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3919\/revisions\/3925"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3919"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3919"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3919"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}