{"id":3887,"date":"2011-04-14T11:13:06","date_gmt":"2011-04-14T17:13:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=3887"},"modified":"2011-04-14T12:30:22","modified_gmt":"2011-04-14T18:30:22","slug":"barry-bonds-guilty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2011\/04\/14\/barry-bonds-guilty\/","title":{"rendered":"Barry Bonds Guilty?"},"content":{"rendered":"

On only one count of “Obstruction Of Justice”?<\/p>\n

\"barrybonds-mad.jpg\"(Needs to be bigger)<\/p>\n

What were the jurors watching, “Eat, Pray, Love”<\/em>?<\/p>\n

Good, it’s the only 12 people who actually did<\/p>\n

Finding out he’s guilty<\/p>\n

Is about as shocking as finding out forks & light sockets don’t go “together”<\/p>\n

His head was so big it took children 3 hours to run around it<\/p>\n

Bonds took roids, he took them often<\/p>\n

\"bonds-the-unnatural.jpg\"(Classy)<\/p>\n

And all the people who injected, sold to, or helped him said so<\/p>\n

The only person who thinks Bonds didn’t take them, is Bonds…<\/p>\n

A common side-effect of Steroids is instant amnesia<\/p>\n

And a really really really tiny penis<\/p>\n

Complainers: Valid Points, Or Huge Douchebags<\/strong><\/p>\n

While some do have valid points<\/p>\n

They’re mostly big bags of douche, only thinking of themselves<\/p>\n

\"you-suck-youtube-mock.jpg\"(Youtube’s logo is different)<\/p>\n

And dominating the conversation about their shit<\/p>\n

Never asking you, “How are you doing?”…<\/p>\n

Oh, and if they actually do, promise me you won’t start complaining<\/p>\n

My “Irony Meter” will explode<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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