{"id":3883,"date":"2011-04-13T07:59:37","date_gmt":"2011-04-13T13:59:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=3883"},"modified":"2011-04-13T11:48:50","modified_gmt":"2011-04-13T17:48:50","slug":"sticky-fingers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2011\/04\/13\/sticky-fingers\/","title":{"rendered":"Sticky Fingers!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Everybody lifts a pen here and there<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/pen-thief-t-shirt.jpg\" alt=\"pen-thief-t-shirt.jpg\" height=\"292\" width=\"292\" \/>(Nice font)<\/p>\n<p>You go to the bank, or you borrow one from a friend<\/p>\n<p>Shit, like casual sex and occasional weight gain, it just happens&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Now let&#8217;s say you&#8217;re the president of a country and do it<\/p>\n<p>Guess fuck all hell breaks lose<\/p>\n<p>Czech Republic President Vaclav Klaus snaked a pen on a Chile visit<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/czech-president-with-pen.png\" alt=\"czech-president-with-pen.png\" height=\"161\" width=\"292\" \/>(Hot fingers)<\/p>\n<p>Then quickly made a t-shirt that said:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I went to Chile &amp; all I got was this lousy pen&#8221;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>In Czech they have a saying: &#8220;If it fits in my hand or pocket, I take&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>His excuse was that he needed it to write a Czech<\/p>\n<p>ZING<\/p>\n<p>To buy a kid on E-baby. The white one&#8217;s go for big $<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/e-baby.jpg\" alt=\"e-baby.jpg\" height=\"178\" width=\"294\" \/>(Nice store)<\/p>\n<p>Maybe now he can use that pen to &#8220;unreject&#8221; climate change<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Everybody lifts a pen here and there (Nice font) You go to the bank, or you borrow one from a friend Shit, like casual sex and occasional weight gain, it just happens&#8230; Now let&#8217;s say you&#8217;re the president of a country and do it Guess fuck all hell breaks lose Czech Republic President Vaclav Klaus [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3883"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3883"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3883\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3883"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3883"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3883"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}