{"id":3879,"date":"2011-04-12T15:01:54","date_gmt":"2011-04-12T21:01:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=3879"},"modified":"2011-04-12T21:16:51","modified_gmt":"2011-04-13T03:16:51","slug":"film-claims-they-have","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2011\/04\/12\/film-claims-they-have\/","title":{"rendered":"Film Claims They Have&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The actual nails to Jesus&#8217;s cross&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/jesus-cross-nail.jpg\" alt=\"jesus-cross-nail.jpg\" height=\"195\" width=\"292\" \/>(Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight)<\/p>\n<p>Really? No, fucking reeeeeeeeeeallly<\/p>\n<p>What not claim you have the biggest penis in the world on film&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/douchebag.jpg\" alt=\"douchebag.jpg\" height=\"291\" width=\"291\" \/>(True)<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s so big, farmers mistake it for a grain silo and try to put corn in it<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s so big, you can block all traffic in the Holland Tunnel<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s so big, then when you turn to the left too quickly<\/p>\n<p>It knocks kids off their bicycle in Poland(Damn, that&#8217;s big)<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/liar-button.jpg\" alt=\"liar-button.jpg\" height=\"293\" width=\"293\" \/>Liar liar pants retire)<\/p>\n<p>A dipshit and their $ are soon parted<\/p>\n<p>1st off Jesus is a nice story like the giving tree<\/p>\n<p>Only the &#8220;giving tree&#8221; was at least honest stating it&#8217;s fiction<\/p>\n<p>Meh, most people, including myself would get voted off Darwin&#8217;s Island<\/p>\n<p>But this is silly&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n<div id=\"bolge-1291388396\" class=\"bolge-after-content bolge-entity-placement\"><ins class=\"adbladeads\" data-cid=\"44284-1271501652\" data-host=\"web.adblade.com\" data-tag-type=\"4\" data-protocol=\"https\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><br style=\"clear: both; display: block; float: none;\"\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The actual nails to Jesus&#8217;s cross&#8230; (Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight) Really? No, fucking reeeeeeeeeeallly What not claim you have the biggest penis in the world on film&#8230; (True) It&#8217;s so big, farmers mistake it for a grain silo and try to put corn in it It&#8217;s so big, you can block all traffic in the Holland Tunnel It&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3879","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3879","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3879"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3879\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3879"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3879"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3879"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}