{"id":3875,"date":"2011-04-11T09:36:34","date_gmt":"2011-04-11T15:36:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=3875"},"modified":"2011-04-11T09:36:34","modified_gmt":"2011-04-11T15:36:34","slug":"hey-mother-nature","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2011\/04\/11\/hey-mother-nature\/","title":{"rendered":"Hey Mother Nature&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Fucking lay off Japan already will ya&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/defenestration.jpg\" alt=\"defenestration.jpg\" height=\"246\" width=\"293\" \/>(Really Mother Nature?)<\/p>\n<p>1st a crippling tsunami, now a massive earth quake?<\/p>\n<p>Who pissed in your coffee lady? You&#8217;re clearly overworked, and stressed<\/p>\n<p>Or have menopause. It&#8217;s too hot, it&#8217;s too cold, it&#8217;s too hot, it&#8217;s too cold<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/water-prank.jpg\" alt=\"water-prank.jpg\" height=\"299\" width=\"292\" \/>(Stop with the pranks)<\/p>\n<p>Take a break you crazy old bitch; before we gotta mess with you back<\/p>\n<p>*Takes two huge aerosol cans to the head of the ozone layer*<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/candid_mothernature1.jpg\" alt=\"candid_mothernature1.jpg\" height=\"373\" width=\"292\" \/>(Put ur hands down lady!)<\/p>\n<p>Back off now before the ozone gets it. For serious&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fucking lay off Japan already will ya&#8230; (Really Mother Nature?) 1st a crippling tsunami, now a massive earth quake? Who pissed in your coffee lady? You&#8217;re clearly overworked, and stressed Or have menopause. It&#8217;s too hot, it&#8217;s too cold, it&#8217;s too hot, it&#8217;s too cold (Stop with the pranks) Take a break you crazy old [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3875"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3875"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3875\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3875"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3875"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3875"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}