{"id":3866,"date":"2011-04-07T13:48:17","date_gmt":"2011-04-07T19:48:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=3866"},"modified":"2011-04-07T13:48:17","modified_gmt":"2011-04-07T19:48:17","slug":"ding-dong-the-douche-is-dead","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2011\/04\/07\/ding-dong-the-douche-is-dead\/","title":{"rendered":"Ding Dong The Douche Is Dead&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Glenn Beck is done. He and FOX have parted ways&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/glenn-beck-moron.jpg\" alt=\"glenn-beck-moron.jpg\" height=\"220\" width=\"293\" \/>(It&#8217;s spelled right)<\/p>\n<p>The show got dropped like an F bomb at Def Comedy jam<\/p>\n<p>It got dropped like names at an LA night club<\/p>\n<p>Dropped like pants at a log cabin post prom<\/p>\n<p>There has officially been a &#8220;Beckoning&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/glenn-beck-douchebag.jpg\" alt=\"glenn-beck-douchebag.jpg\" height=\"366\" width=\"291\" \/>(He takes baths?)<\/p>\n<p>FOX News chief BS&#8217;er Roger Ailes said:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;But that story of why America&#8217;s in trouble today, I think he told that story as well as could be told. Whether you can just keep telling that story or not&#8230;we&#8217;re not so sure.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Translation=It ain&#8217;t making any fucking $<\/p>\n<p>Because as Ailes put it, some &#8220;weak-kneed&#8221; advertisers<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/glenn-beck-ven-diagram.png\" alt=\"glenn-beck-ven-diagram.png\" height=\"290\" width=\"290\" \/>(True)<\/p>\n<p>If FOX made $ showing rape films, they&#8217;d do it<\/p>\n<p>Thank god they flushed this turd<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n<div id=\"bolge-3633289110\" class=\"bolge-after-content bolge-entity-placement\"><ins class=\"adbladeads\" data-cid=\"44284-1271501652\" data-host=\"web.adblade.com\" data-tag-type=\"4\" data-protocol=\"https\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><br style=\"clear: both; display: block; float: none;\"\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Glenn Beck is done. He and FOX have parted ways&#8230; (It&#8217;s spelled right) The show got dropped like an F bomb at Def Comedy jam It got dropped like names at an LA night club Dropped like pants at a log cabin post prom There has officially been a &#8220;Beckoning&#8221; (He takes baths?) FOX News [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3866","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3866","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3866"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3866\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3866"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3866"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3866"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}