{"id":3860,"date":"2011-04-06T11:09:32","date_gmt":"2011-04-06T17:09:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=3860"},"modified":"2011-04-06T11:09:32","modified_gmt":"2011-04-06T17:09:32","slug":"toup-hair-it-is","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2011\/04\/06\/toup-hair-it-is\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Toup, Hair It Is&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You&#8217;ve seen them at malls, on trains, sitting across from you at lunch<\/p>\n<p>Happy to maybe pet them, but afraid they might bite you&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>A squirrels nest on someone&#8217;s head<\/p>\n<p>To the trained &#8220;toupee du jour&#8221; eye, it&#8217;s easy. But can you tell the difference?<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/marv-albert-with-bad-toupee.jpg\" alt=\"marv-albert-with-bad-toupee.jpg\" height=\"309\" width=\"285\" \/>(#1, toup, or hair it is?)<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/sports-guy-with-bad-toupee.jpg\" alt=\"sports-guy-with-bad-toupee.jpg\" height=\"217\" width=\"291\" \/>(#2, toup, or hair it is?)<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/auot-guy-with-bad-toupee.jpg\" alt=\"auot-guy-with-bad-toupee.jpg\" height=\"275\" width=\"294\" \/>(#3, toup, or hair it is?)<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/guy-with-bad-toupee.jpg\" alt=\"guy-with-bad-toupee.jpg\" height=\"394\" width=\"293\" \/>(#4, toup, or hair it is?)<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/sean-convery-in-stupid-outfit.jpg\" alt=\"sean-convery-in-stupid-outfit.jpg\" height=\"357\" width=\"294\" \/>(#5, toup, or hair it is?)<\/p>\n<p>Done guessing? Well here are the answers:<\/p>\n<p>#1-4 were all obvious bad toupee&#8217;s<\/p>\n<p>#5 was just a really bad fucking outfit<\/p>\n<p>In Florida for the next week with family and doing shows<\/p>\n<p>Updates as they happen<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n<div id=\"bolge-2761103654\" class=\"bolge-after-content bolge-entity-placement\"><ins class=\"adbladeads\" data-cid=\"44284-1271501652\" data-host=\"web.adblade.com\" data-tag-type=\"4\" data-protocol=\"https\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><br style=\"clear: both; display: block; float: none;\"\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You&#8217;ve seen them at malls, on trains, sitting across from you at lunch Happy to maybe pet them, but afraid they might bite you&#8230; A squirrels nest on someone&#8217;s head To the trained &#8220;toupee du jour&#8221; eye, it&#8217;s easy. But can you tell the difference? (#1, toup, or hair it is?) (#2, toup, or hair [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3860","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3860","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3860"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3860\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3860"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3860"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3860"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}