{"id":3856,"date":"2011-04-05T16:13:43","date_gmt":"2011-04-05T22:13:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=3856"},"modified":"2011-04-05T17:01:48","modified_gmt":"2011-04-05T23:01:48","slug":"obamas-new-2012-campaign-slogan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2011\/04\/05\/obamas-new-2012-campaign-slogan\/","title":{"rendered":"Obama’s New 2012 Campaign Slogan…"},"content":{"rendered":"

“Meh, you could do worse”<\/p>\n

*Shrugs shoulders*<\/p>\n

2008 Obama:<\/p>\n

\"2008-obama-pointing-happy.jpg\"(“I’m gonna tap that ass”)<\/p>\n

Meets 2011 Obama:<\/p>\n

\"obama-behind-the-podium.jpg\"(Podium, finger, but gray hair)<\/p>\n

When you promise a ton of stuff, then don’t deliver on some of it…<\/p>\n

People tend to remember that shit…<\/p>\n

Healthcare=Meh, we got something, but not Universal or single payer
\nWall Street Reform=Not comprehensive, if they’re not upset. You did it wrong
\nLobbyist Reform=They still run DC, what gives?
\nCredit Card Reform=Warren has been good, but we need more
\nGitmo=Still open
\nIraq War=Still happenin’ last I checked
\nTransparency=Nice start, then it went away
\nEconomy=You got handed a turd, we need jobs, and you’re trying to polish it
\nDADT=Done, kudos, great job! Now what about marriage?
\nUnions=You promised to help them, you let em hang<\/p>\n

Face it, you over promised. People do it who want to please…<\/p>\n

You said anything to get us into bed, now you got us here<\/p>\n

\"berniedollars.jpg\"(Offered 1 million “Bernie Bucks”)<\/p>\n

And can’t do some of the cool shit you promised. We get it<\/p>\n

No double dildo action, no rusty trombone, no blumpkin<\/p>\n

But just say it, don’t pretend like ya never said it<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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