{"id":3852,"date":"2011-04-04T11:24:39","date_gmt":"2011-04-04T17:24:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=3852"},"modified":"2011-04-04T11:24:39","modified_gmt":"2011-04-04T17:24:39","slug":"the-difference-between-charlie-sheen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2011\/04\/04\/the-difference-between-charlie-sheen\/","title":{"rendered":"The Difference Between Charlie Sheen…"},"content":{"rendered":"

And a hooker, is that the hooker can actually do their “job”<\/p>\n

While one “sucks”…the other just “blows”<\/p>\n

Zing! Zong! Zwop!<\/p>\n

Odd, I didn’t notice this at 1st…<\/p>\n

\"charlies-sheen-marque-best.jpg\"(The truth huts)<\/p>\n

While Charlie tries “play acting” at being a live entertainer<\/p>\n

The rest of us who do this for a fucking living, are laughing<\/p>\n

As a stand-up comic, thanks for the free material jackhole<\/p>\n

Um, more work goes into this craft that you’re clearly willing to put in<\/p>\n

That’s what the entire theater in Detroit was trying to tell you…<\/p>\n

Da-da-da-Douchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhing<\/p>\n

\"charlie-sheen-waving.jpg\"(So long career!)<\/p>\n

People here in Chicago are more forgiving, cause they spent $<\/p>\n

God only fucking knows why, but a fool and their $ are easily “Sheened”<\/p>\n

So they’ll watch you spout stupid shit about yourself that doesn’t mean anything<\/p>\n

Last nights crowd was the total Chicago circulation for InTouch, & OK magazine<\/p>\n

\"keith-olberman-and-dan-patrick-1980s.jpg\"(Sports gossip whores)<\/p>\n

People who didn’t go last night and kept their $ figured you out:<\/p>\n

“I’m not spending my hard earned $ on a sad mentally unstable sad wife beating porn humping freak who’s career is folding faster than a coked up origami expert”<\/p>\n

Want a double scoop of irony? Next week Glenn Beck comes to the theater…<\/p>\n

Proving the massive “dumbing down” of America is at hand…<\/p>\n

One IQ point at a time<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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