{"id":3850,"date":"2011-04-01T11:03:51","date_gmt":"2011-04-01T17:03:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=3850"},"modified":"2011-04-01T11:05:00","modified_gmt":"2011-04-01T17:05:00","slug":"opening-day-part-ii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2011\/04\/01\/opening-day-part-ii\/","title":{"rendered":"Opening Day Part II!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, it&#8217;s on like a light switch&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/opening-day-2011.jpg\" alt=\"opening-day-2011.jpg\" height=\"186\" width=\"294\" \/>(Rock in roll!)<\/p>\n<p>Buehrle is on the mound again, so let&#8217;s light this candle<\/p>\n<p>For gods sake just don&#8217;t get rocked off the mound Mark<\/p>\n<p>If you see any part of the White Sox bullpen in the 3rd<\/p>\n<p>Shut off the game, refill your beer, and take a nap&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n<div id=\"bolge-2730969261\" class=\"bolge-after-content bolge-entity-placement\"><ins class=\"adbladeads\" data-cid=\"44284-1271501652\" data-host=\"web.adblade.com\" data-tag-type=\"4\" data-protocol=\"https\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><br style=\"clear: both; display: block; float: none;\"\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, it&#8217;s on like a light switch&#8230; (Rock in roll!) Buehrle is on the mound again, so let&#8217;s light this candle For gods sake just don&#8217;t get rocked off the mound Mark If you see any part of the White Sox bullpen in the 3rd Shut off the game, refill your beer, and take a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3850","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3850","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3850"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3850\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3850"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3850"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3850"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}