{"id":3842,"date":"2011-03-30T19:38:43","date_gmt":"2011-03-31T01:38:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=3842"},"modified":"2011-03-30T20:26:28","modified_gmt":"2011-03-31T02:26:28","slug":"jan-brewer-more-insanity-dujour","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2011\/03\/30\/jan-brewer-more-insanity-dujour\/","title":{"rendered":"Jan Brewer, More Insanity Dujour!"},"content":{"rendered":"

What’s the three best things about Arizona?<\/p>\n

\"arizona-in-crayola.jpg\"(Classy!)<\/p>\n

Guns, sand, and no abortions based on race…<\/p>\n

Cool! Wait? Wha? Why? Huh? She signed a goofy as fuck law<\/p>\n

that outlaws abortions performed on the basis of the race or gender of the fetus<\/p>\n

My question: how the holy fuck do you “prove” this?<\/p>\n

\"jan-brewer-vs-the-crypt-keeper.jpg\"(Ah! Is that the Crypt Keeper?)<\/p>\n

It’s a bold “pro-life” stance politically intended to cut “choice” at the knees<\/p>\n

Ohhhhhhhh Jan Jan Jan…<\/p>\n

You do realize you’re the GOP’s 2nd older fiddle to Marsha<\/p>\n

And we all know who Marsha is right? Little mouth-farter Palin…<\/p>\n

Meh, it doesn’t matter. They can’t even pretend anymore<\/p>\n

\"arizona-natural-gas.jpg\"(Arizona “Natural” gas)<\/p>\n

Arizona has a new slogan:<\/p>\n

“Where Unborn Babies Have More Rights Than Mexican’s”<\/p>\n

Obama’s Approval Rating Ain’t Good<\/strong><\/p>\n

It’s the lowest it’s been at 42%<\/p>\n

\"obama-a-podium-large.jpg\"(Whoops, my ratings are fell)<\/p>\n

He used to be at 48%. Remember those good ol’ days just a month ago?<\/p>\n

When our economy sucked, we were stuck in two wars, and jobs weren’t around<\/p>\n

\"footloose-t-shirt.jpg\"(But at least we could dance!)<\/p>\n

Now our economy still sucks, we’re in two wars looking at a 3rd, and still no jobs<\/p>\n

Weeeeeeeeeee, now it’s time for society to do it’s thang<\/p>\n

Buy more usless shit we don’t need like 3-D TVs, booze, and movies…<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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