{"id":3815,"date":"2011-03-22T16:11:12","date_gmt":"2011-03-22T22:11:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=3815"},"modified":"2011-03-22T16:11:12","modified_gmt":"2011-03-22T22:11:12","slug":"he-shatt-out-his-80th-birthday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2011\/03\/22\/he-shatt-out-his-80th-birthday\/","title":{"rendered":"He Shatt Out His 80th Birthday&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Captain Kirk&#8217;s now 80. *Enterprise doors shhhhhhhh*<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/captain-kirk.JPG\" alt=\"captain-kirk.JPG\" height=\"409\" width=\"292\" \/>(Nice)<\/p>\n<p>Sorry, standing too close to the door sensor&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Spock got him a cane with a horn on that says, &#8220;Old Fart&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Kirk said, &#8220;Are you out of your Vulcan mind Spock?<\/p>\n<p>I could scare the older older ladies riding rascals into a ditch&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/old-lady-crashed-rascal.jpg\" alt=\"old-lady-crashed-rascal.jpg\" height=\"342\" width=\"293\" \/>(Whoopsie Gammy!)<\/p>\n<p>Sad but true. Meh, if you&#8217;re older, make sure to enjoy the ride<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/100-year-birthday-cake-with-cigerette.jpg\" alt=\"100-year-birthday-cake-with-cigerette.jpg\" height=\"387\" width=\"294\" \/>(Smoke em if you got em)<\/p>\n<p>And hit it with everything that has a pulse. Viva Vagra<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Captain Kirk&#8217;s now 80. *Enterprise doors shhhhhhhh* (Nice) Sorry, standing too close to the door sensor&#8230; Spock got him a cane with a horn on that says, &#8220;Old Fart&#8221; Kirk said, &#8220;Are you out of your Vulcan mind Spock? I could scare the older older ladies riding rascals into a ditch&#8221; (Whoopsie Gammy!) Sad but [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3815"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3815"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3815\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3815"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3815"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3815"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}