{"id":3801,"date":"2011-03-16T15:13:08","date_gmt":"2011-03-16T21:13:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=3801"},"modified":"2011-03-16T15:13:08","modified_gmt":"2011-03-16T21:13:08","slug":"donald-chump","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2011\/03\/16\/donald-chump\/","title":{"rendered":"Donald Chump"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I thought a Friars Roast was supposed to be funny<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/roast_logo.jpg\" alt=\"roast_logo.jpg\" height=\"131\" width=\"292\" \/>(It&#8217;s a fiery logo)<\/p>\n<p>Some of the comedians, I like&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>But the material was weaker than a 90 year-old on dialysis<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/larry-king.jpg\" alt=\"larry-king.jpg\" height=\"435\" width=\"291\" \/>(I kid, he&#8217;s actually 107)<\/p>\n<p>Trump still has his own building in Chicago. They even added a new &#8220;top&#8221; piece to it<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/trump-towers-in-chicago.jpg\" alt=\"trump-towers-in-chicago.jpg\" height=\"568\" width=\"293\" \/>(Chump Towers)<\/p>\n<p>If the man with suitcase handles on his hair can run for the White House<\/p>\n<p>Then any living carbonite based life form can too<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/trump-posing.jpg\" alt=\"trump-posing.jpg\" height=\"440\" width=\"294\" \/>(Ah yes, a &#8220;can tan&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>That means your cat &#8220;Princess Of Perrrrrrrrsha&#8221; could run<\/p>\n<p>And maybe win because unlike Palin or any GOP&#8217;ers, it can &#8220;clean&#8221; itself&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Zing, Zong, Zung<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n<div id=\"bolge-3089497048\" class=\"bolge-after-content bolge-entity-placement\"><ins class=\"adbladeads\" data-cid=\"44284-1271501652\" data-host=\"web.adblade.com\" data-tag-type=\"4\" data-protocol=\"https\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><br style=\"clear: both; display: block; float: none;\"\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I thought a Friars Roast was supposed to be funny (It&#8217;s a fiery logo) Some of the comedians, I like&#8230; But the material was weaker than a 90 year-old on dialysis (I kid, he&#8217;s actually 107) Trump still has his own building in Chicago. They even added a new &#8220;top&#8221; piece to it (Chump Towers) [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3801","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3801","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3801"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3801\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3801"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3801"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3801"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}