{"id":37610,"date":"2022-04-19T15:48:07","date_gmt":"2022-04-19T21:48:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=37610"},"modified":"2022-04-19T15:51:58","modified_gmt":"2022-04-19T21:51:58","slug":"tanned-testicles-dicksantis-done","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2022\/04\/19\/tanned-testicles-dicksantis-done\/","title":{"rendered":"Tanned Testicles &#038; Dicksantis Done&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As the Entire Republican Party Does<\/p>\n<p>Its <a href=\"https:\/\/www.rollingstone.com\/politics\/politics-news\/senate-republicans-legitimate-political-discourse-jan-6-attack-1296721\/\">Best &#8220;Collapsing Act&#8221;<\/a> Before Our<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-37611\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Tan-Nuggests-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"359\" height=\"359\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Tan-Nuggests-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Tan-Nuggests-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Tan-Nuggests.jpg 700w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 359px) 100vw, 359px\" \/>(Tan Nuggets?)<\/p>\n<p>Very Eyes; we have others who are<\/p>\n<p>vying For Attention as Well. MTG Is<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.cbsnews.com\/news\/marjorie-taylor-greene-reelection-lawsuit-georgia-federal-judge\/?ftag=CNM-00-10aac3a\">in Trouble<\/a> As Courts allow an effort<\/p>\n<p>2 have her removed from the ballot<\/p>\n<p>to proceed. All while Cucker Tarlson<\/p>\n<p>is <a href=\"https:\/\/theweek.com\/stephen-colbert\/1012716\/late-night-hosts-have-fun-with-tucker-carlsons-testicle-tanning-promo\">Play Acting at macho<\/a>, which is all<\/p>\n<p>just <a href=\"https:\/\/theweek.com\/stephen-colbert\/1012716\/late-night-hosts-have-fun-with-tucker-carlsons-testicle-tanning-promo\">Odd &#8220;Onion-Like&#8221; Homo Erotic<\/a><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-34316\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/MTG-full-of-shit-funny-238x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"359\" height=\"452\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/MTG-full-of-shit-funny-238x300.jpeg 238w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/MTG-full-of-shit-funny.jpeg 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 359px) 100vw, 359px\" \/>(Bye!)<\/p>\n<p>softcore. To say they&#8217;re unhinged is<\/p>\n<p>A Massive Understatement. And So,<\/p>\n<p>When You Think Shit Can&#8217;t Get Any<\/p>\n<p>Dumber; Ronny DickSantis &#8216;Picks&#8217; a<\/p>\n<p>fight <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nbcnews.com\/politics\/politics-news\/florida-gov-ron-desantis-asks-legislature-consider-eliminating-disneys-rcna25012\">with (drum roll) Disney<\/a>. Ha ha<\/p>\n<p>Oh boy, mess with the Mouse, while<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-36780\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/Mo-Ron-funny-as-hell-236x300.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"358\" height=\"455\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/Mo-Ron-funny-as-hell-236x300.png 236w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/Mo-Ron-funny-as-hell.png 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 358px) 100vw, 358px\" \/>(Yup!)<\/p>\n<p>trying to be Governor in FLA?! Zing<\/p>\n<p>Ya <a href=\"https:\/\/variety.com\/2022\/film\/news\/ron-desantis-disney-reedy-creek-district-1235235575\/\">Fucked Up Chump<\/a>. Bye bye Guy<\/p>\n<p>NOTE: &#8220;Journalist&#8221; Malcolm Nance, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/thedailybeast\/status\/1516219207112871940\">Picked Up A Gun<\/a> to<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/thedailybeast\/status\/1516219207112871940\">Fight For Ukraine<\/a>. And to him\/those like him I say yes!<br \/>\nfreedom isn&#8217;t free. Democracy matters so to him bravo<\/p>\n<p>Have A Day!<\/p>\n<div id=\"bolge-4068991105\" class=\"bolge-after-content bolge-entity-placement\"><ins class=\"adbladeads\" data-cid=\"44284-1271501652\" data-host=\"web.adblade.com\" data-tag-type=\"4\" data-protocol=\"https\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><br style=\"clear: both; display: block; float: none;\"\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As the Entire Republican Party Does Its Best &#8220;Collapsing Act&#8221; Before Our (Tan Nuggets?) Very Eyes; we have others who are vying For Attention as Well. MTG Is in Trouble As Courts allow an effort 2 have her removed from the ballot to proceed. All while Cucker Tarlson is Play Acting at macho, which is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-37610","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37610","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=37610"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37610\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=37610"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=37610"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=37610"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}