{"id":3748,"date":"2011-03-02T17:57:16","date_gmt":"2011-03-02T23:57:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=3748"},"modified":"2011-03-02T17:57:16","modified_gmt":"2011-03-02T23:57:16","slug":"palin-should-be-president","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2011\/03\/02\/palin-should-be-president\/","title":{"rendered":"Palin Should Be President…"},"content":{"rendered":"

I know what you’re thinking…<\/p>\n

\"nucking-futs-t-shirt.jpg\"(No, not quite)<\/p>\n

Did I do an eight ball with two 20 year-old porn chics<\/p>\n

Then have sex with them while my kids watch…<\/p>\n

No, I didn’t go all “Sheen” on you<\/p>\n

Think about it. She “looks” the part<\/p>\n

\"palin-photo-clean.jpg\"(I iz prezidental)<\/p>\n

Here’s why she should<\/em> be president:<\/p>\n

-She wears red a lot with lil’ flag pins
\n-Nice smile
\n-Presidential walk
\n-Nice hair
\n-Works for FOX so she knows “real Americans” vs the “fake ones”
\n-She’ll “do it if nobody else will”
\n-She’s likable when not talking
\n-Won’t shit herself in front of a large audience<\/p>\n

And here’s why she shouldn’t<\/p>\n

\"moron.jpg\"(True)<\/p>\n

Pretty simple stuff<\/p>\n

The GOP is DOA this 2012 presidential election
\n
\nSheen VS. Gaddafi, Who Said it?<\/strong><\/p>\n

This is the best quiz<\/a> you’ll ever find. For realz…<\/p>\n

\"charlie-sheen-older-pic.jpg\" vs.\u00c2\u00a0 \"moammar-gadhafis-in-white.jpg\"<\/p>\n

I scored 4 out of 10…<\/p>\n

My mistake: I picked Gaddafi a lot more than I should’ve<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I know what you’re thinking… (No, not quite) Did I do an eight ball with two 20 year-old porn chics Then have sex with them while my kids watch… No, I didn’t go all “Sheen” on you Think about it. She “looks” the part (I iz prezidental) Here’s why she should be president: -She wears […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3748"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3748"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3748\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3748"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3748"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3748"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}