{"id":3720,"date":"2011-02-23T19:34:19","date_gmt":"2011-02-24T01:34:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=3720"},"modified":"2011-02-23T19:34:19","modified_gmt":"2011-02-24T01:34:19","slug":"libyas-talking-labia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2011\/02\/23\/libyas-talking-labia\/","title":{"rendered":"Libya’s Talking Labia"},"content":{"rendered":"

Is Mr. Moammar Gadhafi<\/p>\n

His speech the other day sounded like teen girl scorned by high school friends<\/p>\n

\"gadhafi-ay-un-with-man-over-him.jpg\"(“You’re all rats & druggies”)<\/p>\n

Then today, he upped the anti:<\/p>\n

“You men and women who love Gadhafi … get out of your homes and fill the streets,”<\/p>\n

*Tumble weed passes*<\/p>\n

“Leave your homes and attack them in their lairs.”<\/p>\n

\"gadhafi-in-crazy-general-michael-jackson-outfit.jpg\"(Micheal Jackson “auction wear”?)<\/p>\n

Ah yes, only you<\/em> have a home, people you disagree with have a lair<\/em><\/p>\n

Are you fighting people in your own country or a pride of tigers?<\/p>\n

What’s going in Libya is scary and dangerous, but a great thing for freedom<\/p>\n

With all the heroic brave people there fighting for it<\/p>\n

\"little-girl-kicks-gadhafi-poster.jpg\"(Goal!)<\/p>\n

Libya Trivia:<\/p>\n

They’re insane leader favorite movie is “anything with Dane Cook”
\nYou can’t spell Dictator without “Dic”(Dick)
\nGadhafi has been trying to grow a mustache for 60 years
\nLibya’s main exports are is oil, petrochemicals, and crippling shame in leaders
\nMoammar Gadhafi recently wore a pleather couch<\/p>\n

\"moammar-gadhafi-in-brown-leather.jpg\"(“What’s up bitches”)<\/p>\n

Then did 20 minutes of Eddie Murphy’s Raw<\/em> set<\/p>\n

He’s sort of like Rush, Glenn Beck, Bachmann, and Palin<\/p>\n

By saying really stupid, hateful, vile, horrible, violent shit everyday<\/p>\n

The main difference is he actually means it and does it<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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