{"id":3679,"date":"2011-02-16T13:15:40","date_gmt":"2011-02-16T19:15:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=3679"},"modified":"2011-02-16T13:15:40","modified_gmt":"2011-02-16T19:15:40","slug":"budget-bitchslap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2011\/02\/16\/budget-bitchslap\/","title":{"rendered":"Budget Bitchslap&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From the GOP&#8217;s mocking machine&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/gop-leadership.jpg\" alt=\"gop-leadership.jpg\" height=\"258\" width=\"296\" \/>(Nice)<\/p>\n<p>*Fake shock*<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The president has abdicated his leadership role&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Who said this?<\/p>\n<p>Paul &#8220;I loved government spending like a rapper at strip club when in power&#8221; Ryan<\/p>\n<p>Then he laughingly added in usual uber douche tone, &#8220;When his own commission put forward a set of fundamental entitlement &amp; tax reforms, he ignored them.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>But now he&#8217;s suddenly Paul &#8220;All gumberment Spending&#8217;s evil&#8221; Ryan<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/paul-ryan-brain-size.jpg\" alt=\"paul-ryan-brain-size.jpg\" height=\"282\" width=\"291\" \/>(Size of Paul Ryan&#8217;s shame)<\/p>\n<p>*Double fake shock*<\/p>\n<p>Oh, but spending $ on Tax Cuts for the top 3% is totally cool<\/p>\n<p>Why do they do this? Because they can&#8217;t run on anything&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>The vast majority of Republican&#8217;s all voted for massive government spending from 2000-2008 which also really got us in this mess, so now they&#8217;ll run on &#8220;All gumberment spending is evil, makes Jesus cry, and kills babies in the face&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/gop-relies-on-ignorance.jpg\" alt=\"gop-relies-on-ignorance.jpg\" height=\"293\" width=\"293\" \/>(True)<\/p>\n<p>They don&#8217;t want solutions to help with the deficit<\/p>\n<p>Just aim at &#8220;entitlement&#8221; spending which isn&#8217;t the big stuff&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>They just want to argue&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Because they have no plan. &#8220;Cutting everything&#8221; isn&#8217;t a plan, it&#8217;s suicide&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/andrew-breitbart-on-beck.jpg\" alt=\"andrew-breitbart-on-beck.jpg\" height=\"218\" width=\"292\" \/>(Let&#8217;s just fight)<\/p>\n<p>When you&#8217;re the reason somethings fucked up, you hate the person fixing it&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>It makes you look fucktardish since you did it in the 1st place&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>And twice as douchey when you&#8217;re intentionally not helping&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>If Obama fixes it, he gets re-elected. They don&#8217;t want that&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>They were the biggest government spending offenders on the planet&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>But now it&#8217;s cut, cut, cut&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s like a guy with 17 DUI&#8217;s lecturing you about drinking &amp; driving<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/gop-hyporsiy-thumbnail.jpg\" alt=\"gop-hyporsiy-thumbnail.jpg\" height=\"425\" width=\"292\" \/>(Blurry truth)<\/p>\n<p>Insane hypocrisy, but nothing new&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From the GOP&#8217;s mocking machine&#8230; (Nice) *Fake shock* &#8220;The president has abdicated his leadership role&#8221; Who said this? Paul &#8220;I loved government spending like a rapper at strip club when in power&#8221; Ryan Then he laughingly added in usual uber douche tone, &#8220;When his own commission put forward a set of fundamental entitlement &amp; tax [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3679"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3679"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3679\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3679"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3679"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3679"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}