{"id":3672,"date":"2011-02-15T13:21:29","date_gmt":"2011-02-15T19:21:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=3672"},"modified":"2011-02-15T13:21:29","modified_gmt":"2011-02-15T19:21:29","slug":"what-is-computer-vs-human-jeopardy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2011\/02\/15\/what-is-computer-vs-human-jeopardy\/","title":{"rendered":"What Is Computer Vs. Human Jeopardy!?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The latest stunt to keep Alex Trebek in a job&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/alex-trebek-t-shirt.jpg\" alt=\"alex-trebek-t-shirt.jpg\" height=\"389\" width=\"292\" \/>(Well said)<\/p>\n<p>The exclamation in Jeopardy!<\/p>\n<p>Means it&#8217;s more sphincter clinching tense than anyone needed&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Who&#8217;s better at trivia?<\/p>\n<p>A computer; it&#8217;s where you look up the answers to questions&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Video games?<\/p>\n<p>A computer, that&#8217;s how you make them in the 1st place<\/p>\n<p>Pouring beer?<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/computer-pouring-beer.jpg\" alt=\"computer-pouring-beer.jpg\" height=\"312\" width=\"292\" \/>(Nice pour)<\/p>\n<p>A computer&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Sex?<\/p>\n<p>A computer, they don&#8217;t call it a &#8220;hard drive&#8221; for nothing<\/p>\n<p>Hunting others humans as deadly prey?<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/the-most-dangeroous-game.jpg\" alt=\"the-most-dangeroous-game.jpg\" height=\"443\" width=\"293\" \/>(&#8220;Thank god it&#8217;s not a computer&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>A human, computers can&#8217;t smell fear or pick random hiding spaces&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and computers can&#8217;t look &#8220;up&#8221; when hiding in a tree&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Turns out the Super computer &#8220;Watson&#8221; and Brad Rutter are tied after one day<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/watson.jpg\" alt=\"watson.jpg\" height=\"216\" width=\"294\" \/>(He doesn&#8217;t <em>look<\/em> smart)<\/p>\n<p>What will tomorrow bring? My suggestion is this:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/johnny.jpg\" alt=\"johnny.jpg\" height=\"220\" width=\"292\" \/>(Unplug it)<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s why humans eventually win out&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n<div id=\"bolge-2846015495\" class=\"bolge-after-content bolge-entity-placement\"><ins class=\"adbladeads\" data-cid=\"44284-1271501652\" data-host=\"web.adblade.com\" data-tag-type=\"4\" data-protocol=\"https\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><br style=\"clear: both; display: block; float: none;\"\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The latest stunt to keep Alex Trebek in a job&#8230; (Well said) The exclamation in Jeopardy! Means it&#8217;s more sphincter clinching tense than anyone needed&#8230; Who&#8217;s better at trivia? A computer; it&#8217;s where you look up the answers to questions&#8230; Video games? A computer, that&#8217;s how you make them in the 1st place Pouring beer? [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3672","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3672","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3672"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3672\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3672"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3672"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3672"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}