{"id":3668,"date":"2011-02-14T11:27:19","date_gmt":"2011-02-14T17:27:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=3668"},"modified":"2011-02-14T11:27:19","modified_gmt":"2011-02-14T17:27:19","slug":"a-v-day-card-for-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2011\/02\/14\/a-v-day-card-for-you\/","title":{"rendered":"A V-Day Card For You&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t say I never give you stuff&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/valentine-card.png\" alt=\"valentine-card.png\" height=\"206\" width=\"293\" \/>(Zong!)<\/p>\n<p>Oh, I also got this back up one for you if the 1st one sucked&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/valentine-blow-job-card.jpg\" alt=\"valentine-blow-job-card.jpg\" height=\"165\" width=\"294\" \/>(It&#8217;s funny cause it&#8217;s true)<\/p>\n<p>Make this Hallmark holiday the hallmarkyest&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>The best Valentine&#8217;s gift some could have is&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>A free Democratic Egypt&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and if you get a card like this for V-day&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/valentine-card.jpg\" alt=\"valentine-card.jpg\" height=\"428\" width=\"291\" \/>(Charming)<\/p>\n<p>The giver&#8217;s doing it wrong&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t say I never give you stuff&#8230; (Zong!) Oh, I also got this back up one for you if the 1st one sucked&#8230; (It&#8217;s funny cause it&#8217;s true) Make this Hallmark holiday the hallmarkyest&#8230; The best Valentine&#8217;s gift some could have is&#8230; A free Democratic Egypt&#8230; Oh, and if you get a card like this [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3668"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3668"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3668\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3668"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3668"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3668"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}