![\"christopher-lee.jpg\"](\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/christopher-lee.jpg\")
(Flexing, really<\/em>?)<\/p>\nWho’s really a 46 year-old married Republican congressmen from NY<\/p>\n
First I can’t believe someone lied on a Craigslist profile<\/p>\n
*Fake gasp*<\/p>\n
Next thing you’ll tell me is that Taco bell doesn’t serve real beef in their tacos<\/p>\n
*Fake double gasp*<\/p>\n
![\"creepy-funny-on-craigslist.jpg\"](\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/creepy-funny-on-craigslist.jpg\")
(“Druks”?)<\/p>\n
Let’s call him the Craigslist Congressman. Well, former congressman…<\/p>\n
He stepped down<\/p>\n
Oh, and didn’t this turd get the memo, Craigslist doesn’t do that any more?!?!<\/p>\n
Aside from all this dumbfuckery, ladies of Craigslist you’ve been lied too…<\/p>\n
*Fake triple gasp*<\/p>\n
But don’t act shocked you little cads…<\/p>\n
Cause you’ve been doing it all along too. Like these little gems:<\/p>\n
Athletic=70lbs overweight Naturally he’s a Republican…<\/p>\n But don’t get me wrong, Democrats do this silly shit too…<\/p>\n Wild Bill and Mr. Edwards, I’m looking in your direction<\/p>\n It’s just they don’t bible thump your face screaming “family values”<\/p>\n Then blow the “scorn trumpet” on all cheaters the way Republicans do…<\/p>\n That’s they’re own unique brand of hypocrisy…<\/p>\n It’d be like some people cheating in cards from time to time…<\/p>\n But one select group always yelling, “Cheaters aren’t tolerated here!”<\/p>\n “They’re all evil, losers, and deserve to have their groins destroyed”<\/p>\n While holding 5 aces in their boot…<\/p>\n It’s a special brand of dipshit pie only they serve up…<\/p>\n I was honestly surprised it was women…<\/p>\n Normally the family values Republicans go for the boys…<\/p>\n And if you’re against gay rights, you can book it<\/p>\n Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Ladies of Craigslist, buckle up… For a divorced 39-year-old lobbyist flexing shirtless in front of a mirror: (Flexing, really?) Who’s really a 46 year-old married Republican congressmen from NY First I can’t believe someone lied on a Craigslist profile *Fake gasp* Next thing you’ll tell me is that Taco bell doesn’t serve real beef in […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3651"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3651"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3651\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3651"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3651"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3651"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nAverage Weight=120lbs over weight
\nLarge=Three refrigerators
\nLight Drinker=Alcoholic
\nSocial Drinker=Alcoholic
\nMedium Drinker=Alcoholic
\nLooking For Relationship=Married looking to bone
\nBlond Hair=Streaks of blond around dirt
\nFinancially Stable=Less than $23,000
\nSingle=Dating other people looking to hook up
\nMarried=Cheating
\nDivorced=Looking for someone to marry then<\/em> cheat on
\nSmokes Only When Drinking=Two packs a day
\nLooking For Marriage=Have two or more kids<\/p>\n![\"craigslist-funny.jpg\"](\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/craigslist-funny.jpg\")
(Nice)<\/p>\n![\"john-edwards-ith-john-kerry.jpg\"](\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/john-edwards-ith-john-kerry.jpg\")
(“Woo, look at that Betty!”)<\/p>\n![\"gop-family-values-cartoon.gif\"](\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/gop-family-values-cartoon.gif\")
(Where’s Larry Craig’s comic?)<\/p>\n![\"larry-craig-family-values.jpg\"](\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/larry-craig-family-values.jpg\")
(Toe tapper)<\/p>\n