{"id":3640,"date":"2011-02-09T13:02:52","date_gmt":"2011-02-09T19:02:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=3640"},"modified":"2011-02-09T14:27:47","modified_gmt":"2011-02-09T20:27:47","slug":"check-out-my-big","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2011\/02\/09\/check-out-my-big\/","title":{"rendered":"Check Out My Big…"},"content":{"rendered":"

Budget. The word we’re looking for is budget…<\/p>\n

\"obama-headline-about-republicans-package.jpg\"(Ah yes)<\/p>\n

What did you think I was going to type? Wheel? Hunchback? Gut? Penis?<\/p>\n

Obama invited Republicans to the White House to chat…<\/p>\n

About important issues from Budget, to new ideas for saving $<\/p>\n

He’s asking them again, to work with him in a bipartisan manor<\/p>\n

\"wwrjd.jpg\"(Face shoot somebody)<\/p>\n

They responded by putting fake dog poop on his plate, joy buzzering him<\/p>\n

Then got someone to kneel hands down behind him while they pushed him over<\/p>\n

They don’t like you buddy. Maybe never will…<\/p>\n

\"pushing-man-over-another-man.jpg\"(Hi-larious frat heads)<\/p>\n

In other news, former UN turd John Bolton looks to run for President in 2012<\/p>\n

However, his mustache is set to run in 2016<\/p>\n

\"john-bolton-cu.jpg\"(Nice stash)<\/p>\n

Then be the summer house for a family of five<\/p>\n

Nice Coconuts!<\/strong><\/p>\n

I know, right?<\/p>\n

\"mom-with-coconuts.jpg\"(Happy kids!)<\/p>\n

They’re big, tender, easy to juggle, and drink sugary water from…<\/p>\n

Wait, somewhere we lost the tit analogy…<\/p>\n

Tennessee GOP freshman Julia Hurley, 29 credits “Hooters” for her success<\/p>\n

\"nice-location.jpg\"(Nice location)<\/p>\n

“If I could make it at Hooters, I could make it anywhere”<\/p>\n

Hard to disagree with her, cause in both Hooters and Congress<\/p>\n

You have to serve rude, childlike douchebag’s who are out to fuck you…<\/p>\n

Thundersnow Part Deux<\/strong><\/p>\n

*Thunder*<\/p>\n

Na na na na na na naaaaaaaaaaaaaana<\/p>\n

*Thunder*<\/p>\n

Na na na na na na naaaaaaaaaaaaaana<\/p>\n

*Thunder*<\/p>\n

Na na na na na na naaaaaaaaaaaaaana<\/p>\n

\"acdc-thundersnow.jpg\"(Sorry, it happened)<\/p>\n

It sounds like something out of Madmax where:<\/p>\n

“Two storms enter, one storm leaves”…<\/p>\n

Guess more snow hit Texas, and is now headed towards the deep south<\/p>\n

\"truck-bured-under-snow.jpg\"(My Billy Ocean cassette!)<\/p>\n

How nice, 1st it kept us from going on vacation<\/p>\n

Then waited patiently for us to return…<\/p>\n

It didn’t want us to miss a minute of it’s bat-shit-insaneo snow fall<\/p>\n

Care less snow, you can do it without us here to see…<\/p>\n

\"cars-stuck-in-snow.jpg\"(Who pissed in Natures coffee?)<\/p>\n

Who the fuck sits around and thinks:<\/p>\n

“You know what this blizzard could really use? Some thunder and lightening<\/p>\n

Only then can I be complete. Oh, throw in some strippers, fireworks and music”<\/p>\n

Maybe this<\/em> guy<\/a>…<\/p>\n

It’s good to back in the city that works<\/p>\n

While it’s buried under ten feet of snow…<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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