{"id":3634,"date":"2011-02-03T10:16:16","date_gmt":"2011-02-03T16:16:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=3634"},"modified":"2011-02-03T14:15:17","modified_gmt":"2011-02-03T20:15:17","slug":"between-mubarak-and-a-hard-place","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2011\/02\/03\/between-mubarak-and-a-hard-place\/","title":{"rendered":"Stuck Between Mubarak & A Hard Place"},"content":{"rendered":"

Dude, you can’t “cut deals” with mobs…<\/p>\n

They’re not really concerned about the “next election”<\/em>; they don’t like you “now”<\/em><\/p>\n

\"simpsons-angry-mob.jpg\"(Ah, good ol mob justice)<\/p>\n

The rocks, torches, and molotov cocktails shoulda tipped you off<\/p>\n

Hint: they’re not really asking you, they’re “telling”…<\/p>\n

\"egypt-hitler-photo.jpg\"(Ah, the politically popular “Hitler”)<\/p>\n

Big difference. You see that behind you?<\/p>\n

It’s called the fucking back door. Use it…<\/p>\n

The “Crack” Crack…<\/strong><\/p>\n

Here’s a tip when running for mayor of Chicago…<\/p>\n

Don’t call your opponent a “crack head”…<\/p>\n

\"low-blow-punch.jpg\"(Doorbell!)<\/p>\n

Even when they actually were a drug addict before 21…<\/p>\n

Hey Braun, she isn’t your sibling, or school pal<\/p>\n

\"braun-watkins.jpg\"(Boys, you’ll both<\/em> loose)<\/p>\n

Sweet snaps or zingers aren’t what people are looking for<\/p>\n

They just want the snow shoveled, the CTA running, and no fuck ups<\/p>\n

No pressure. She did apologize for the “crack”, but did you hear that wet fart?<\/p>\n

It was the last you’ll hear of Braun’s campaign<\/p>\n

\"funny-saying.jpg\"(Wordy word up)<\/p>\n

Gone until Wednesday February 9th. Play nice until I get back…<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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Dude, you can’t “cut deals” with mobs… They’re not really concerned about the “next election”; they don’t like you “now” (Ah, good ol mob justice) The rocks, torches, and molotov cocktails shoulda tipped you off Hint: they’re not really asking you, they’re “telling”… (Ah, the politically popular “Hitler”) Big difference. You see that behind you? […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3634","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3634","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3634"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3634\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3634"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3634"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3634"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}