{"id":36245,"date":"2021-11-25T18:44:49","date_gmt":"2021-11-26T00:44:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=36245"},"modified":"2021-11-25T18:48:46","modified_gmt":"2021-11-26T00:48:46","slug":"happy-t-day-get-stuffed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2021\/11\/25\/happy-t-day-get-stuffed\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy T-Day, Get Stuffed!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Hope that all of you & yours<\/p>\n

have a wonderful day. Make<\/p>\n

\"\"(Gobble til ya wobble)<\/p>\n

it a blast cause we Got a lot<\/p>\n

to be thankful for like loose<\/p>\n

Sweat Pants. ZING! And, IF<\/p>\n

anyone wants 2 talk politics<\/p>\n

keep it Civil. Measured tone<\/p>\n

And remember this gem: “A<\/p>\n

Person Is Always Entitled to<\/p>\n

Their Own Opinion, But, Not<\/p>\n

\"\"(Stop yelling!)<\/p>\n

their Own Facts”. Smile And<\/p>\n

take a Big Sip, And defuse it<\/p>\n

NOTE: The my pillow failure figures his soon
\nto Be lost lawsuit isn’t Enough shame so, he
\ndecides to Fuckup his Own Stupid event<\/a>. Ha<\/p>\n

Have a “Safe” Gobble Gobble Day!<\/p>\n

<\/div>
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Hope that all of you & yours have a wonderful day. Make (Gobble til ya wobble) it a blast cause we Got a lot to be thankful for like loose Sweat Pants. ZING! And, IF anyone wants 2 talk politics keep it Civil. Measured tone And remember this gem: “A Person Is Always Entitled to […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-36245","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36245","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=36245"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36245\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=36245"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=36245"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=36245"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}