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(Okaaaaaaay)<\/p>\n*Cue Monster Truck Ad echo effect*<\/p>\n
Thanks news, lets ratchet up peoples fears from 5 to 3,978<\/p>\n
(Okaaaaaaay)<\/p>\n
That makes all the super worry-warts instantly calm down…<\/p>\n
It’s great to keep folks aware, informed, & up to speed that a blizzard’s coming<\/p>\n
![\"snowman-very-funny.jpg\"](\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/snowman-very-funny.jpg\")
(Ba-ba-bauuuuuuuuuur)<\/p>\n
But your titles are getting creepy panic weird; with stuff like:<\/p>\n
-Stabbing Death Murder Snow Storm To Face Kill Your Family Might I suggest a few new ones:<\/p>\n -Snowed In, Get Food, Supplies, & Relax And in all of this, Egypt is still fighting for their very Democratic freedom<\/p>\n Everything in context people. But it’ll be one wild blizzard ride, so buckle up!<\/p>\n Be safe, smart, dutch oven a loved one, and don’t be me…<\/p>\n We’re supposed to go on our 1st vacation in 10 years on Thursday<\/p>\n Thanks blizzard, your timing’s worse than a stuttering horse track announcer…<\/p>\n Have a day!<\/p>\n *Cue Monster Truck Ad echo effect* Thanks news, lets ratchet up peoples fears from 5 to 3,978 (Okaaaaaaay) That makes all the super worry-warts instantly calm down… It’s great to keep folks aware, informed, & up to speed that a blizzard’s coming (Ba-ba-bauuuuuuuuuur) But your titles are getting creepy panic weird; with stuff like: -Stabbing […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3623","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3623","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3623"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3623\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3623"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3623"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3623"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\n–The Day After Tomorrow<\/em> Is Here
\n-Only Snow Men Will Survive
\n-Snow-Big-Deal Or No Deal
\n-Cannibalism Expected
\n-If You Only Die At The Hands Of One Blizzard This Year, Make It This One!
\n-Frozen Water Super Death Camps<\/p>\n![\"girl-in-funny-t-shirt-now-panic-freak-out.jpg\"](\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/girl-in-funny-t-shirt-now-panic-freak-out.jpg\")
(Good point)<\/p>\n
\n-Screw Work, Stay In, & Watch Movies
\n-Remember That Game Called Perquacky In Your Parents Closet?
\n-Let’s Look At Old Pictures And Mock Each Other
\n-Mastubration Extravaganza!
\n-Yes, Your iphone Still Works. Now Put It Down
\n-Babies Conceived At Record Level<\/p>\n![\"drinking-in-the-cold.jpg\"](\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/drinking-in-the-cold.jpg\")
(That’s one to grow on)<\/p>\n<\/div>
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