{"id":3616,"date":"2011-01-31T12:05:21","date_gmt":"2011-01-31T18:05:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=3616"},"modified":"2011-01-31T12:16:06","modified_gmt":"2011-01-31T18:16:06","slug":"walk-like-an-egyption-democracy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2011\/01\/31\/walk-like-an-egyption-democracy\/","title":{"rendered":"Walk Like An Egyptian Democracy?!?!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Hold on a minute here, the Bangles predicted it in their 1980’S hit?<\/p>\n

\"bangles-walk-like-an-egyptan.jpg\"(Where are your sticks of fire?)<\/p>\n

Just look at the lyrics:<\/p>\n

All the old paintings on the tomb
\nThey do the sand dance doncha know
\nMubarak’s a dick(oh whey oh)
\nThey’ll topple it like a domino<\/p>\n

\"man-in-pharoh-mask-protesting.jpg\"(It’s a look)<\/p>\n

And the bazaar man by the Nile
\nHe got Democracy on a bet
\nGot molotov cocktails(oh whey oh)
\nThey’ll torch a building then light a cigarette<\/p>\n

Telling, I never really listened to them closely…<\/p>\n

Then again neither did anyone else. Most American’s say the same thing…<\/p>\n

Please don’t let it be Breaking Iran II-Electric Boogaloo<\/em><\/p>\n

\"iran-ii-electric-boogaloo-copy.jpg\"(Don’t remember that one)<\/p>\n

Where it gets toppled, and handed over to Islamic Fundamentalist Radicals…<\/p>\n

Senior Brotherhood leader Essam El-Erian, I’m looking in your direction…<\/p>\n

They sort of want to create an Islamic terror state there…<\/p>\n

It’s kinda like punching a lying, thieving, crooked cop out cold…<\/p>\n

\"crooked-cops.png\"(New show on FOX)<\/p>\n

Only to have the next cop on the beat be bigger, worse, and have partners…<\/p>\n

Mubarak sucks, but he is the devil you know…<\/p>\n

Knowing that, I hope they get the Democracy they want and deserve…<\/p>\n

My Mage Has A +3 Staff Of Liquid Fire! <\/strong><\/p>\n

Oh wait<\/p>\n

\"mage-cool.jpg\"(Check out my staff)<\/p>\n

That’s actually just my cousin after a weekend in Vegas & a trip to the free clinic…<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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