{"id":3601,"date":"2011-01-27T12:52:32","date_gmt":"2011-01-27T18:52:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=3601"},"modified":"2011-01-28T08:42:12","modified_gmt":"2011-01-28T14:42:12","slug":"jospeh-mccarthy-wtennis-shoes-20","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2011\/01\/27\/jospeh-mccarthy-wtennis-shoes-20\/","title":{"rendered":"Jospeh McCarthy W\/Tennis Shoes 2.0"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Glenn Beck is sort of like<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/glenn-beck-kooky-kool-aide.gif\" alt=\"glenn-beck-kooky-kool-aide.gif\" height=\"413\" width=\"292\" \/>(Yummy!)<\/p>\n<p>That kid in your class who mocked other races<\/p>\n<p>Had a 7 IQ, and farted in his hand to smell it&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/guy-holding-his-nose.jpg\" alt=\"guy-holding-his-nose.jpg\" height=\"216\" width=\"290\" \/>(Come on buddy)<\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s so &#8220;Red Scare 1960&#8217;s&#8221;; which still wasn&#8217;t even popular then either&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Glenn Beck is just like Obi Wan Kenobi<\/p>\n<p>If Obi Wan was an Aryan Brotherhood airport toilet stall cleaner<\/p>\n<p>With nothing to offer the world but sadness, stupidity, hate, and props<\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s like an untalented Carrot Top<\/p>\n<p>Beck Logic 101:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m not saying you should buy a gun, load it, put it to the temple of progressives, &amp; pull the trigger emptying the clip to save America. I&#8217;m not saying to do that, I&#8217;m just asking the question here? I&#8217;m a concerned citizen, who&#8217;s worried for our country&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/glenn-beck-baby-crying.jpg\" alt=\"glenn-beck-baby-crying.jpg\" height=\"211\" width=\"293\" \/>(Cry it all out tiger)<\/p>\n<p>No, you&#8217;re yelling &#8220;Fire&#8221; in a crowed theater of wheelchair bound morons<\/p>\n<p>Then when the twisted metal and trampled bodies start popping up<\/p>\n<p>You casually wonder &#8220;How could something like that happen?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/witch-hunt.jpg\" alt=\"witch-hunt.jpg\" height=\"219\" width=\"292\" \/>(Witch hunt)<\/p>\n<p>Find a mirror fart whistle, that&#8217;s how&#8230;<br \/>\n<strong><br \/>\nSir Doucheness I Presume<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>No one cares anymore about Jay Cutler&#8217;s super mega puss bone<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/jay-cuntler.png\" alt=\"jay-cuntler.png\" height=\"214\" width=\"293\" \/>(New change)<\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s old news, but this just adds a little salt in the wound<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;My knee is ruined&#8221; was spotted <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tmz.com\/videos?autoplay=true&amp;mediaKey=175c6892-0f52-472a-936e-d4edee7b6705&amp;isShareURL=true\">walking casually<\/a> around the Grove in LA<\/p>\n<p>With his lady, tramp du jour from The Hills, Slutty McHotpants<\/p>\n<p>Notice he was walking freely until they get picked up by the camera<\/p>\n<p>Then a &#8220;tiny&#8221; limp creeps up. No matter, it&#8217;s good he went out&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>And Hanie with his 70&#8217;s porn stash came in, otherwise it woulda been 21-0<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Glenn Beck is sort of like (Yummy!) That kid in your class who mocked other races Had a 7 IQ, and farted in his hand to smell it&#8230; (Come on buddy) He&#8217;s so &#8220;Red Scare 1960&#8217;s&#8221;; which still wasn&#8217;t even popular then either&#8230; Glenn Beck is just like Obi Wan Kenobi If Obi Wan was [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3601"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3601"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3601\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3601"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3601"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3601"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}