{"id":3578,"date":"2011-01-24T13:03:27","date_gmt":"2011-01-24T19:03:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=3578"},"modified":"2011-01-24T13:59:28","modified_gmt":"2011-01-24T19:59:28","slug":"worst-injury-no-heart","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2011\/01\/24\/worst-injury-no-heart\/","title":{"rendered":"Worst Injury-No Heart"},"content":{"rendered":"

The Bears lost the NFC divisional game against the Packers 21-14<\/p>\n

\"cuttler-getting-tackled.jpg\"(Cutler goes down)<\/p>\n

This was a sad day for Bears fans, but great for Packers…<\/p>\n

Jay Cutler wasn’t right from the 1st snap. His rating of 31.8 told us that<\/p>\n

He was “hoppy weird uncomfortable” in the pocket; out of place<\/p>\n

He looked like a sweet old Jewish couple at Hitler Youth rally<\/p>\n

Like Garfunkel without Simon. Like a rational thinking adult on FOX news<\/p>\n

\"simon-and-garfunkel.jpg\"(Nice stash!)<\/p>\n

Under the same heat, 3rd string QB Haine stepped-up in the pocket<\/p>\n

He played insanely well for being 3rd string and thrown in there<\/p>\n

At least he looked like a QB, while Cutler shrank…<\/p>\n

He overthrew guys all day long before the “knee”. He was embarrassed…<\/p>\n

Toughness isn’t a “MCL knee sprain<\/a>“(Grade 1 lowest)<\/p>\n

Heart was…<\/p>\n

He showed none<\/em>. He stood, face in jacket, and just quit on his team<\/p>\n

He quit on Chicago<\/p>\n

\"cutter-standing-alone-on-sidelines.jpg\"(Lost, alone, selfish)<\/p>\n

No fire, no support, no help, no cheering, no interest<\/p>\n

Even standing there for all to see, he could accept this<\/p>\n

He didn’t. He won’t. It’s not in<\/em> him as a leader…<\/p>\n

The worst part? His team mates afterward verbally enabling this selfish crap
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\nThat’s<\/em> why the Bears’ll never win. Talent is key, but attitude wins games<\/p>\n

Philip Rivers played on a torn ACL in the divisional playoff game in 2007<\/a><\/p>\n

\"cutler-burnt-jersey.jpg\"(Come on morons, really?)<\/p>\n

I give you the “Cutler Hillbillies”<\/em>:
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\nCome and listen to a story about a player named Jay<\/em><\/p>\n

A Bears QB who didn’t care what fans or media say<\/em><\/p>\n

Then one day he was shootin’ for a win<\/em><\/p>\n

When up from his heart crept his biggest sin<\/em><\/p>\n

Spoiled that is, Selfish No Heart, Gutless Pee Stain<\/em><\/p>\n

Well the 1st thing you know ol’ Jay’s a Millionare<\/em><\/p>\n

Be it playing for the fans, or a leader he didn’t care<\/em><\/p>\n

Because with his swagger that just wasn’t his “thang”<\/em><\/p>\n

And that’s why with him the Bears’ll never win a ring<\/em><\/p>\n

Ring that is<\/em><\/p>\n

Super Bowl Champs, Lombardi Silver<\/em><\/p>\n

\"jay-cutler-pampers.gif\"(Extra dry)<\/p>\n

Now its time to say good-bye to Jay & a Super Bowl win<\/em><\/p>\n

Cause every single over thrown pass would never drop right in<\/em><\/p>\n

You’re all invited back again to try-n-watch next year<\/em><\/p>\n

But don’t expect much heart just shut-up-n drink your beer<\/em><\/p>\n

Now I know what it’s like to be a Cubs fan…<\/p>\n

Hey Cutler, success isn’t what defines us<\/p>\n

But how we understand, accept, and rise up after setbacks or defeat<\/p>\n

You learned nothing. You handled it like child<\/p>\n

\"cutler-standing-on-sidelines.jpg\"(Your Bears obit pic)<\/p>\n

When the rest of us all get knocked down in life<\/p>\n

It’s not how hard you get knocked down, but how quickly you get back up<\/p>\n

With a wider smile, more heart, and eager to stand tall. It’s very Chicago…<\/p>\n

But with all your selfishness, you just don’t get it buddy…and you never will<\/p>\n

It’s called character. You’re not worthy to wear that logo…<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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