{"id":3574,"date":"2011-01-21T09:48:35","date_gmt":"2011-01-21T15:48:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=3574"},"modified":"2011-01-21T09:48:36","modified_gmt":"2011-01-21T15:48:36","slug":"palin-has-happy-ending","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2011\/01\/21\/palin-has-happy-ending\/","title":{"rendered":"Palin Has &#8220;Happy Ending&#8221;?!?!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Not our little dummy lil&#8217; &#8220;Clique&#8221; &#8220;Drama Teen&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/tood-sarah-palin.jpg\" alt=\"tood-sarah-palin.jpg\" height=\"392\" width=\"292\" \/>(Uh, ohhhhhhhh)<\/p>\n<p>But Taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadd, oh Taaaaaaaddd<\/p>\n<p>Well it just so turns out that <em>Todd Palin had an affair with a massage therapist<\/em>. The Enquirer claims that police have physical evidence Todd had an affair with Shailey Tripp, a massage therapist recently arrested for running a prostitution house<\/p>\n<p>Zing! Zong! Swap!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/funny-creepy-couple.jpg\" alt=\"funny-creepy-couple.jpg\" height=\"341\" width=\"292\" \/>(&#8220;Now, who do we believe in?&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>And that&#8217;s the end of that Chapter&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/and-thats-the-end-of-that-chapter.jpg\" alt=\"and-thats-the-end-of-that-chapter.jpg\" height=\"223\" width=\"295\" \/>(Ah, Police Cops)<\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t wait till she says, &#8220;God told me to give him a 2nd chance&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Because we all make mistakes. Well everyone except me<\/p>\n<p>You see, nothing&#8217;s ever my fault, it&#8217;s always some one else&#8217;s&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Palin: *Punches a baby in the face, &amp; sets the stroller on fire. Cops come*<\/p>\n<p>Her: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Why are you arresting me, this is lefty elitist harassment!!!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>Comeuppance served&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Not our little dummy lil&#8217; &#8220;Clique&#8221; &#8220;Drama Teen&#8221; (Uh, ohhhhhhhh) But Taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadd, oh Taaaaaaaddd Well it just so turns out that Todd Palin had an affair with a massage therapist. The Enquirer claims that police have physical evidence Todd had an affair with Shailey Tripp, a massage therapist recently arrested for running a prostitution house [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3574"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3574"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3574\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3574"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3574"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3574"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}