{"id":3569,"date":"2011-01-20T10:45:32","date_gmt":"2011-01-20T16:45:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=3569"},"modified":"2011-01-20T10:45:32","modified_gmt":"2011-01-20T16:45:32","slug":"hus-on-first","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2011\/01\/20\/hus-on-first\/","title":{"rendered":"Hu’s On First?"},"content":{"rendered":"

I think you know what’s coming:<\/p>\n

\"abbot-colstello.jpg\"(I hit u with schtick)<\/p>\n

Costello: Obama is meeting with Hu again?<\/p>\n

Abbot: Yes, that’s right<\/p>\n

Costello: No, Hu?<\/p>\n

Abbot: Yes, he’s meeting with Hu<\/p>\n

Costello: I dunno, I asked<\/em> you!<\/p>\n

\"obama-hu.jpg\"(Sugar Daddy Hu)<\/p>\n

As our short Chinese sugar daddy checks in on his investment…<\/p>\n

In owning, backing, or financing 44% of America<\/p>\n

No pressure…<\/p>\n

FOX And Friendless…<\/strong><\/p>\n

What a massive waste of morning air-time<\/p>\n

\"fox-friends.jpg\"(Cue “Friends<\/em>” Intro)<\/p>\n

Why not call it “Jock & Cheerleader Chat”<\/em>?<\/p>\n

Or “So You didn’t Want Actual News So Try This Crap”<\/em><\/p>\n

Or “Doocy And The Nitwits”<\/p>\n

Which also happens to be his cover band he plays in…<\/p>\n

The collective IQ on that set is lower than a fat kids body weight<\/p>\n

It only increases or decreases with guests<\/p>\n

They banned Joan Rivers, a fucking 77 year-old comedian from the show<\/p>\n

Because of remarks made about “Drama” Alaska…<\/p>\n

\"joan-rivers.jpg\"(Batman lookout, it’s the Joker!)<\/p>\n

In connection with her violent images, and tone<\/p>\n

Can we talk? I mean, CAN WE TALK HERE?!?!?<\/p>\n

On FOX, no…you can’t<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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