{"id":35660,"date":"2021-09-27T17:06:57","date_gmt":"2021-09-27T23:06:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=35660"},"modified":"2021-09-27T17:13:05","modified_gmt":"2021-09-27T23:13:05","slug":"gatezs-scheme-team-liftoff","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2021\/09\/27\/gatezs-scheme-team-liftoff\/","title":{"rendered":"Gatez&#8217;s Scheme Team &#038; Liftoff&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What if I told you that Matt &#8220;I<\/p>\n<p>like to Fuck under-aged teens&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-33719\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/A-Late-Show-Gaetz-Gate-300x169.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"357\" height=\"201\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/A-Late-Show-Gaetz-Gate-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/A-Late-Show-Gaetz-Gate-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/A-Late-Show-Gaetz-Gate-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/A-Late-Show-Gaetz-Gate.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 357px) 100vw, 357px\" \/>(&#8220;It&#8217;s&#8221; BACK!)<\/p>\n<p>Gaetz knows he&#8217;s in Dire legal<\/p>\n<p>trouble <a href=\"https:\/\/www.thedailybeast.com\/what-matt-gaetzs-legal-lineup-tells-us-about-his-troubles?source=twitter&amp;via=desktop\">Resulting in Jail<\/a>? Well<\/p>\n<p>he <a href=\"https:\/\/www.thedailybeast.com\/what-matt-gaetzs-legal-lineup-tells-us-about-his-troubles?source=twitter&amp;via=desktop\">Hired All the Lawyers<\/a> for a<\/p>\n<p>slew of Sex\/Drug Crimes from<\/p>\n<p>now dead Epstein to El Chapo<\/p>\n<p>to A &#8220;Convicted&#8221; sex trafficker<\/p>\n<p>Keith Raniere, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.thedailybeast.com\/what-matt-gaetzs-legal-lineup-tells-us-about-his-troubles?source=twitter&amp;via=desktop\">Ooooooops<\/a>. He<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-29805\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/larry-david-curb-style-004.w1200.h630-300x158.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"359\" height=\"189\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/larry-david-curb-style-004.w1200.h630-300x158.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/larry-david-curb-style-004.w1200.h630-768x403.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/larry-david-curb-style-004.w1200.h630-1024x538.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/larry-david-curb-style-004.w1200.h630.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 359px) 100vw, 359px\" \/>(Ya fucked)<\/p>\n<p>fucked. And NASA Today, just<\/p>\n<p>had <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/NASA\/status\/1442553517642637320\">Their LandCast 9 Satellite<\/a><\/p>\n<p>takeoff today. Success baby &amp;<\/p>\n<p>it feels SO good. Buildin&#8217; Each<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/NASA\/status\/1442553517642637320\">big Net Piece By Piece<\/a> Love it!<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s A big Deal, this helps all of<\/p>\n<p>us From a &#8216;Tech&#8217; infrastructure<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-35661\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/NASA-funny-cool-200x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"357\" height=\"536\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/NASA-funny-cool-200x300.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/NASA-funny-cool-683x1024.jpg 683w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/NASA-funny-cool-768x1151.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/NASA-funny-cool.jpg 854w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 357px) 100vw, 357px\" \/>(Yup!)<\/p>\n<p>stand Point. How Exiting And<\/p>\n<p>Cool. Whoooooooooo Hooooo<\/p>\n<p>NOTE: R. Kelly, Gets: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.pbs.org\/newshour\/show\/news-wrap-rb-star-r-kelly-found-guilty-of-racketeering-immoral-acts-across-state-lines\">&#8220;Life In Prison&#8221;<\/a><br \/>\nGOOD. The evil sexual assault he did<br \/>\nto <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/live\/2021\/09\/27\/nyregion\/r-kelly-trial-news\">those Young women<\/a> what a Gross<br \/>\nmonster. Throw away the key as well<\/p>\n<p>Have A &#8220;Safe&#8221; Day!<\/p>\n<div id=\"bolge-3626589757\" class=\"bolge-after-content bolge-entity-placement\"><ins class=\"adbladeads\" data-cid=\"44284-1271501652\" data-host=\"web.adblade.com\" data-tag-type=\"4\" data-protocol=\"https\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><br style=\"clear: both; display: block; float: none;\"\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What if I told you that Matt &#8220;I like to Fuck under-aged teens&#8221; (&#8220;It&#8217;s&#8221; BACK!) Gaetz knows he&#8217;s in Dire legal trouble Resulting in Jail? Well he Hired All the Lawyers for a slew of Sex\/Drug Crimes from now dead Epstein to El Chapo to A &#8220;Convicted&#8221; sex trafficker Keith Raniere, Ooooooops. He (Ya fucked) [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-35660","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35660","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=35660"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35660\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=35660"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=35660"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=35660"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}